C*nt on LY07UVR, a red and white motorbike

Feel free to flame me while you wait for titchy dick or whatever his name is to come back :-)

I suspect his work is done here.

But feel free to discuss ice cream or post pictures of chilled treats.

@wvm, I believe your van may need cleaning. If it does, it's a disgrace, that's what it is, and you are an absolute shower. If it doesn't, as you were, and I commend your diligence.

@everyone else, I've just bought a lovely looking elderflower sorbet from Waitrose. It looks delicious.

Anyone tried the booja booja chocolate ice cream? Expensive, but devine.

I might take some codeine to artificially man up, then go and get some ice-cream.

Oh, and Techni- you are a cunt, and I'd derive great pleasure in telling you so in person.

...and today, his name is techni...

@wvm, I believe your van may need cleaning. If it does, it's a disgrace, that's what it is, and you are an absolute shower.

Actually it does need cleaning and right now there's a finger drawing on the back door of a person with a willy on their head - think it's meant to represent a cyclist. There - you've got me started!

Anyone tried the booja booja chocolate ice cream? Expensive, but devine.

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:-)

Actually it does need cleaning and right now there's a finger drawing on the back door of a person with a willy on their head - think it's meant to represent a cyclist. There - you've got me started!

:-)

fred, i don't get it

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ly07uvr

Ha!

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ly07uvr

Ha!

"Threads Tagged with c**t"

This fat bastard has the right idea:

As a little thought experiment Techni consider how you would have felt if whilst driving my large, fully road taxed Volvo estate I had repeatedly swerved at you on your motorbike, trying to knock you off for having the cojones to shout at me for my earlier dangerous driving?

And you are still a cunt.

And I've got a big white van which sees and raises your Volvo estate.

And I've still got a finger drawing of a person with a willy on their head on the back door.

When is it bob a job week?

I have cleaning products and buckets- feel free to avail yourself of them when next in Greenwich.

You could remove the picture of Techni which someone has seen fit to draw on your van.

Are you wvm on other forums?

I've got a pressure washer in the garage. I've got a bucket, sponge and shampoo in the van for the lad when we get a quiet mo. I've got 2 kids. I've got an Albanian or some other ex eastern block country staffed local carwash. I've still got a dirty van. Guess I just like it that way.
Nope, not wvm elsewhere.

Incidently, I like blondes - they get dirty quicker ;)

Anyone tried the booja booja chocolate ice cream?

Care to guess? :D

I went for a Yoghurt in the end btw- a signal failure in the manning up dept.

Sadly, it looks as if techni might remain a one-post wonder.

i had to sign up just because people like you really piss me off.

Do you pay road tax? do you f@ck. are u insured if you smack your peddlemobile into my car ? ARE YOU F@ck. do you have the rite to ponce round on the roads shouting and swearing at other people DO YOU f@ck. shut your stupid little mouth... people on pushbikes like u think your something special and that you have the rite to sqeeze in between cars in traffic e.t.c . guess what if you tried that with me youd find your bike in the nearest ditch with you following close behind. you arrogant stupid little cunt i hope somebody knocks you out sometime soon.

There is obviously not much need to comment on techni's post on technical grounds, as it's all been said (between mouthfuls of ice cream and assorted other convenience foods), but it is worth pointing out the regrettable fear that assails some people who have the onerous task of driving a three-piece suite around with them. People who are free of such restrictions represent a genuine threat.

Hey Techni - eat shit, if you've got any balls post again, I dare ya. What a cuntox, dumb ignorant cuntox. Bring it on biatch

guess what was on the road long before motorbikes and cars? Bicycles! And If I had a horse I could ride down the streets too. My horse would not pay tax or have insurance. Hell, i am perfectly within my rights to drive a heard of cattle down the streets of london and they won't be insured either. Knobs like you don't realise that motorised transport is very recent thing, and you should feel priviledged that us on the older forms of transport have allowed you to share our roads.

cough Actually, the proper antecedent of the modern motor car is the horse-drawn carriage, which predates the development of the pedal cycle by hundreds of years, and its antecedent, in turn, the horse and cart, predates cycles by thousands of years. There have been relatively high-powered wide vehicles that could seat several passengers on our roads and streets for a good while longer than cycles, which are very recent and whose development is still comparatively in its infancy. So, there is some justification to implicit claims by motorists that such vehicles were there first.

Even if you were not to recognise such antecedents, the modern safety bicycle was certainly invented after the invention of the first automobiles.

The problem is not with these questions, but with the fact that through a number of curious historical accidents the ownership of impractical carriages and their use for all kinds of purposes to which they are not suited, has proliferated throughout the population when it used to be the preserve of the nobility. This used to cause relatively few problems, bar the odd peasant trampled by the horses, but the problems have certainly multiplied.

The real problem under which techni labours is that s/he (trying very hard not to make any assumptions here) aspires to be part of this nobility and calls into question the right of the common people (as s/he perceives it) to impede their stately progress by means of the modern equivalent of the toe-rag. This is unlikely to be something that they realise, which is a shame, as of course motor-propelled carriages are no longer a means of social progression at all, but rather the opposite.

It is unlikely that such disputes will be resolved before the world is turned upside down.

Very disappointed by this thread.

It's friday afternoon I want blood.

As I was reading the thread, I was actually hoping that there might have been another mass invasion.

Oh damn you all, I am going to be eating so much ice cream tomorrow!

(Incidentally, there's a very good ice cream van in Lincoln's Inn Fields, that has all the childhood favourites, including the one that looks like an RTA between a Mr Whippy and an ice lolly.)

It is unlikely that such disputes will be resolved before the world is turned upside down.

i don't know, maybe more cyclists will result in more drivers with better understanding and a little more respect. but agree we shouldn't dispute it

[BikeRadar] It really bugs me when motorists complain about cyclists using the road, without paying car tax. I and most other cyclists have taxed cars at home, yet choose to cycle. I cause practically no wear on road surfaces, and contribute little to congestion/parking problems, yet pay the same in taxs as Mr C**t. He should be more grateful. [/BikeRadar]

Did anyone else try a google stalk to see if techni is registered on a forum elsewhere ?

Had a quick look, couldn't find anything