Fact of the day

Fact #326: Boris Johnson is a hermaphrodite

No a lot of people think this is true, sorry for being too serious

Fact #326: Boris Johnson is a hermaphrodite

hahah

Fact 24: Milton Keynes has the highest suicide rate in the UK, the highest number of neo-fascist groups, and the most burglar alarms. Also the first police area to have its own dedicated burglary squad.

Fact 25: Milton Keynes had the first Buddhist Stoupa (pagoda with a monument containing a fragment of the Buddha's robe) in the Western hemisphere.

Fact 26: the old village of Milton Keynes (a small hamlet in the 'city') was the home of the inventor of the modern plough. His idea was poo-pooed so he bricked it up in a barn and it was found hundreds of years later.

Fact 27: Milton Keynes has an integrated cycle network separate from the road system, that is almost entirely unused.

i've seen 27 on the way to 25 (for a running race)

fact 28: Milton keynes is a hole!

fact 28: Milton keynes is a hole!

tru dat

Fact #486: If you were to take out all of Norman Tebbitt's intestines, and lay them flat on the ground, you would feel remarkably happy.

Fact #892: When viewed from an aeroplane, the road system in Milton Keynes represents a series of magickal sigils that are designed to summon our Dark Lord Satan. Only the cycle paths keep the world safe.

Fact: If you read Milton Keynes backwards it says "Hail Satan".

If you read Finsbury Park backwards it says "Krapy rub snif"

is it true that the road system in milton keynes has H for horizontal and V for vertical roads? ie H3V2 is the intersection of H3 and V2?

Fact; Milton Keynes is a tomb built to honour George W Bush's lifetime achievements. His body has been burried there since the early forteenth centry.

wiki

Grid squares
Milton Keynes Development Corporation planned the major road layout according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_hierarchy and modern urban and pseudo-rural developments. Most grid squares have Local Centres, intended as local retail hubs and most with community facilities as well. Originally intended under the Master Plan to sit alongside the Grid Roads, the Local Centres were mostly in fact built embedded in the communities and some are becoming unviable as a result of this and pressure from the new hypermarkets.

Fact: The Milton Keynes road layout is an experiment in cognitive behaviour. There is a piece of cheese in the middle.

Fact #892: When viewed from an aeroplane, the road system in Milton Keynes represents a series of magickal sigils that are designed to summon our Dark Lord Satan. Only the cycle paths keep the world safe.

Fact: The Milton Keynes road layout is an experiment in cognitive behaviour. There is a piece of cheese in the middle.

Fact: Ha! Mr. Tom is on the ball today!

Scenes from superman 2 were filmed there too, I have loads of mates who were stormtrooper extras.

Where were the stormtroopers in Superman?

Hows about these ones:

Strawberrys are part of the rose family.

Wallnuts tan in the sun.

oh and this whole 'dogs cant look up' stuff is a load of shit. I used to live in the second floor of a council flat and the guy below me had a garden with a dog (and some weed growing in some pots - but thats another story) and I always used to piss the dog off. he used to look up at me and bark like crazy. Fair enough they cant look up very well: they've got short necks and they have to lower their hind legs a bit, but they can look up!!

and this whole cows cant go down stairs thing. well they can! but only backwards. Thats still going down stairs!!
(my 2 cents)

Fact No 613: Hitler's other ball is in the Albert Hall.

Fact No 614: Hitler's mother was a dirty bugger.

Fact 432: Mallets of Hazard team members have never actually all been at the same place at the same time.

Fact 437: Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard in hotpants is the hottest thing known to man eleven year old boys.

Fact 437: Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard in hotpants is the hottest thing known to man eleven year old boys.
i thought that was kelly labrock in weird science?!?!

Fact no n+1: Eminem's 'My Name Is' features Chas 'n' Dave on the background sample.

Fact no n+1: Eminem's 'My Name Is' features Chas 'n' Dave on the background sample.

Because they played on Labi Siffre's 'I Got the'..?

i thought that was kelly labrock in weird science?!?!

It's LeBrock... but you are SO right