Fact of the day

FACT: if you turn your head as far as it can go to the right, then do a backbend, you can basically stare at your own ass for a bit.

it's a quiet thursday for me.

Oh.. sorry, you said a couple.

I guess its siamese twins.

if injected, nutmeg is toxic

Like changing sheets?

I see what you did there and I applaud it, you witty Teuton.
Perhaps few are as quickly perceptive as... etc...

Kelvin MacKenzie's a cunt - fact

no please don't kill yourself over the spelling of pajamas, there's room for both spellings.

btw you say troosers, I say troisers... guess that's what makes the world go round.

You're right, there is room in the world for both. I believe the space that's been allocated for your chosen spelling is called 'America'…

Troisers! Crikey.

FACT: if you turn your head as far as it can go to the right, then do a backbend, you can basically stare at your own ass for a bit.

it's a quiet thursday for me.

What were you trying to do when you discovered that, Phil?

You do need to get out more at the moment.

Kelvin MacKenzie's a cunt - fact

He's not a scouser though, so he's clearly ahead of the game...

You're right, there is room in the world for both. I believe the space that's been allocated for your chosen spelling is called 'America'…

ha! like it..

What were you trying to do when you discovered that, Phil?

I was trying to see what my ass looked like these days.

I was trying to see what my ass looked like these days.

Considerably larger since you started staying in and sitting on it every night. Does it look any different if you turn your head to the left instead?

When a women points her toes, she has an orgasm.

^ Oh to be a ballerina....

Women can do that???????

When men fall asleep, they have an orgasm.

NUTMEG

Family: Myristicaceae Genus: Myristica Species: fragrans Usage:
5-20 grams of ground nutmeg is ingested. Fresh ground is best. Can also be taken in a "space paste" concoction (see below). Space paste is difficult/expensive to make and tastes like shit; however, it may actually decrease the side effects.

Effects:
Possible nausea during first hour; may cause vomiting or diarrhea in isolated cases. Takes anywhere from one to five hours for effects to set in. Then expect severe cottonmouth, flushing of skin, severely bloodshot eyes, dilated pupils. Personally I compare it to a very, very heavy hash buzz. "Intense sedation". Impaired speech and motor functions. Hallucinations uncommon in average (5-10 gm) doses. Generally followed by long, deep, almost coma-like sleep (expect 16 hours of sleep afterward) and feelings of lethargy after sleep. May cause constipation, water retention. Safrole is carcinogenic and toxic to the liver.

History:
Nutmeg was a very important trade item in the 15th and 16th centuries. It was a precious commodity due to the enormous medicinal properties of its seeds. Slaves on the ships bringing nutmeg to Europe got in trouble for eating part of the cargo. They knew that a few large kernels of nutmeg would bring them a pleasant, euphoric feeling, and relieved their weariness and pain. Nutmeg was even used when the feeble King Charles II almost died of a clot or hemorrhage. His death a few days later did nothing to detract from its useful reputation. Rumor spread through London that Nutmegs could act as an abortifacient. The ladies who procured abortions from nutmeg were called "nutmeg ladies."

Interaction precautions:
MAO inhibitor

I tried nutmeg. The good doesn't outweigh the bad. And LSD's cheaper anyway.

it's crazy that something we generally have in the kitchen can do something so intense!

I know (although it's been a while since I had blotters of LSD in my fridge).

I was trying to see what my ass looked like these days.

http://www.shadowridgedonkeys.com/images/index.10.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9FlFl2pfDg

That's a movable feast, Oliver. Wearing undergarments next to one's nether regions is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

Ah, but perhaps we could haggle? Just a bit?

Ah, but perhaps we could haggle? Just a bit?

No. That would be unbelievably racist.

Wallabies like to get "high as kites" on opium and then make crop circles...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

No. That would be unbelievably racist.

Perhaps just ever so slightly less racist than you might think?

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread24434.html

That's a movable feast, Oliver. Wearing undergarments next to one's nether regions is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

Not according to CoppiThat