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• #7652
What is a soffa?
On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.
I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel
She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"
As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car
Thanks for that
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• #7653
What is a soffa?
On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.
I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel
She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"
As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car
Thanks for that
Owen, thank you so much! You've made my morning!
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• #7654
what is nz matt/buzz's forum name?
hiya buZZ!
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• #7655
owen you are a menace!
xox
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• #7656
What is a soffa?
On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.
I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel
She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"
As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car
Thanks for that
owen makes me giggle
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• #7658
Pics or it didn't happen.
Shame it was too dark, but you can see the pen on his face.
Owen you are a very bad man. I love you.
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• #7659
Owen - please can you start a video diary.
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• #7660
Or just change his first name to Oliver.
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• #7661
What is a soffa?
On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.
I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel
She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"
As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car
Thanks for that
Owen that people don't deserve you! they can't understand how much we like you with your face painted like a Picasso...
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• #7662
Owen that people don't deserve you! they can't understand how much we like you with your face painted like a Prickasso...
fixed?
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• #7663
Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
A Crank Extractor
A Lock Ring Tool
and a
Bottom Bracket Wrench
Only if they are incredibly handily located!
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• #7664
Right, I need a few things if people can bring them to norths:
A large tub of butter,
A kettle,
A potato peeler,
A smart casual jacket,
Some lemsip,
Some new headphones (mine are on the way out),
Some waterproof trowsers (its raining out there you know)
Water biskets (I finished them last night)
A bag of pasta
A onion
Some pesto
A corgetteI cant think of anything else I need for my weekly shop but will keep you all posted. Oh, I am also not willing to pay for any of these items.
;)
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• #7665
Pinks, you forgot to put a spell checker on your list.
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• #7666
At least you don't need a garlic press. The one you bought the other week was very smart indeed!
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• #7667
Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
A Crank Extractor
A Lock Ring Tool
and a
Bottom Bracket Wrench
Only if they are incredibly handily located!
Thank youWhat a useless twat.
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• #7668
Haha, I still havent used that yet. I beleve a feast of garlic with pressed garlic on top will now be dinner for Wednesday.
Dose anyone work neer condor? I need a 1/8th 19 tooth cog and will give the corect money and a pint for it. That is a profit of £3.20 if you choose disco (more if you prefer an exotic european lager).
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• #7669
Haha, I still havent used that yet. I beleve a feast of garlic with pressed garlic on top will now be dinner for Wednesday.
Dose anyone work neer condor? I need a 1/8th 19 tooth cog and will give the corect money and a pint for it. That is a profit of £3.20 if you choose disco (more if you prefer an exotic european lager).
on it
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• #7670
Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
A Crank Extractor
A Lock Ring Tool
and a
Bottom Bracket Wrench
Only if they are incredibly handily located!
Thank youI have those things. What sort of bb wrench? Shimano, or old fandangled loose ball cup type thing?
I just built a new bike so WILL be up the hill tonight. Fact. -
• #7671
on it
Cheers, thank you. My bike may now stop sounding like a motorbike.
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• #7672
I have those things. What sort of bb wrench? Shimano, or old fandangled loose ball cup type thing?
I just built a new bike so WILL be up the hill tonight. Fact.Not sure, it's an old Peugeot so probably nothing special
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• #7673
Cheers, thank you. My bike may now stop sounding like a motorbike.
No probs, I'll take payment in Disco please
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• #7674
No probs, I'll take payment in Disco please
Sweet, done.
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• #7675
like this?
Pics or it didn't happen.