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  • Oh, and spotted 11 Sunday morning. Owen on my soffa with a cock drawn on his face in permanent marker. Apparently he did it himself.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  • What is a soffa?

    On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.

    I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel

    She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"

    As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car

    Thanks for that

  • What is a soffa?

    On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.

    I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel

    She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"

    As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car

    Thanks for that

    Owen, thank you so much! You've made my morning!

  • what is nz matt/buzz's forum name?

    hiya buZZ!

  • owen you are a menace!
    xox
    buzz

  • What is a soffa?

    On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.

    I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel

    She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"

    As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car

    Thanks for that

    owen makes me giggle

  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Shame it was too dark, but you can see the pen on his face.

    Owen you are a very bad man. I love you.

  • Owen - please can you start a video diary.

  • Or just change his first name to Oliver.

  • What is a soffa?

    On the way back from Mobbs Mansion, I made a safe but illegal move at a junction. A bit up the road after a car full of fat biffas drove past and shouted "Prick" at me. I was shocked, what possible harm had I done to them.

    I cought up to them 30 seconds later at some lights and stopped by the window and asked "did you say something?" I was ready for a quarrel

    She blurted something about me riding in the middle of the road or something, not really sure but then she said "what's all that on your face, what's wrong with you?"

    As I realised I had a spurting cock on my cheek and some othe childish scribble scrawled on my face I decided to shake my head and pedal off. This was followed by a game of i oivertake you and you overtaker me later, and with each passing I was treated to the sound of "prick, wanker and drunkard bum" coming from the car

    Thanks for that

    Owen that people don't deserve you! they can't understand how much we like you with your face painted like a Picasso...

  • Owen that people don't deserve you! they can't understand how much we like you with your face painted like a Prickasso...

    fixed?

  • Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
    A Crank Extractor
    A Lock Ring Tool
    and a
    Bottom Bracket Wrench
    Only if they are incredibly handily located!
    Thank you

  • Right, I need a few things if people can bring them to norths:
    A large tub of butter,
    A kettle,
    A potato peeler,
    A smart casual jacket,
    Some lemsip,
    Some new headphones (mine are on the way out),
    Some waterproof trowsers (its raining out there you know)
    Water biskets (I finished them last night)
    A bag of pasta
    A onion
    Some pesto
    A corgette

    I cant think of anything else I need for my weekly shop but will keep you all posted. Oh, I am also not willing to pay for any of these items.

    ;)

  • Pinks, you forgot to put a spell checker on your list.

  • At least you don't need a garlic press. The one you bought the other week was very smart indeed!

  • Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
    A Crank Extractor
    A Lock Ring Tool
    and a
    Bottom Bracket Wrench
    Only if they are incredibly handily located!
    Thank you

    What a useless twat.

  • Haha, I still havent used that yet. I beleve a feast of garlic with pressed garlic on top will now be dinner for Wednesday.

    Dose anyone work neer condor? I need a 1/8th 19 tooth cog and will give the corect money and a pint for it. That is a profit of £3.20 if you choose disco (more if you prefer an exotic european lager).

  • Haha, I still havent used that yet. I beleve a feast of garlic with pressed garlic on top will now be dinner for Wednesday.

    Dose anyone work neer condor? I need a 1/8th 19 tooth cog and will give the corect money and a pint for it. That is a profit of £3.20 if you choose disco (more if you prefer an exotic european lager).

    on it

  • Right my lovelies! I requested some tools for my project bike and Cake forgot them. So I wondered if anyone could possibly lend me and bring to drinks tonight -
    A Crank Extractor
    A Lock Ring Tool
    and a
    Bottom Bracket Wrench
    Only if they are incredibly handily located!
    Thank you

    I have those things. What sort of bb wrench? Shimano, or old fandangled loose ball cup type thing?
    I just built a new bike so WILL be up the hill tonight. Fact.

  • on it

    Cheers, thank you. My bike may now stop sounding like a motorbike.

  • I have those things. What sort of bb wrench? Shimano, or old fandangled loose ball cup type thing?
    I just built a new bike so WILL be up the hill tonight. Fact.

    Not sure, it's an old Peugeot so probably nothing special
    Thanks Ed

  • Cheers, thank you. My bike may now stop sounding like a motorbike.

    No probs, I'll take payment in Disco please

  • No probs, I'll take payment in Disco please

    Sweet, done.


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