North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Well done indeed Dan!

See you mothers shortly.

getting thirsty,

There's already three up the hill.

on way... (!)

on my way to being on my way

Well next time you suggest a ride back on an alternative route you can continue on your fucking way.

And no, it's not the hills despite you throwing in more than were necessary. It's the 17 frigging mile route. I realised that I may have been slightly off course when I saw signs for Chesham, oh it's easy from here just down there and follow the road, left at the junction and keep going straight.
https://www.strava.com/activities/346162488

I nearly ended up on the M25, on a ride between Highgate and Chingford. FFS.

phallic detour.

Excellent work, Russ.

Oh you missed the right turn?

phallic detour
Straight outta TopGear.

In Ram's defence, that right turn is a rather horrible main road

It's still impressive that he went as far as Buckinghamshire. Unless he meant 'Cheshunt'. :)

looks scenic,

crikey, it's gonna be a tough week, thankfully the God of Revamping pubs has granted us a new Easts venue, ☺

might Norths gain lustre from such a strategy?!

#newNorths / #NorthsOnTour / #Norths*TNRC -> Hemel Hempstead ?!

Table 73 feels extravagant for one person. Got a bit of sun as well, it's quite nice.

Buy 6 bowls of chips, lay one in front of each seat, hold loud and animated arguments with your 5 imaginary friends. That should keep the seats free until reinforcements arrive. And you get lots of chips to eat.

That's a lot of effort considering I can just sit here keeping quiet and looking serious for exactly the same effect.

Six chips do appeal tho.

People are actually leaving the tables nearest me.

@rhowe has arrived!

So tempted to fuck off while he's at the bar.

(or maybe just hide)

Do it, I still owe the cunt for last week's ride home.

Brun - will join you in a week's time fresh from my holidays!

Do it, I still owe the cunt for last week's ride home.

Not one to hold a grudge, I see. Riding out to Welwyn? I've got a really good route!

Early start Thursday and I need my beauty sleep.

I need my beauty sleep.

Word.

I need my beauty sleep and beauty waking hours.

Fixed.