North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Delightful. Who's the female of the species?

I had to look that up, I'll politely assume you're referring to the photo of Dimi standing in the corner looking a bit odd.

I think its far to say we all had a great time

'Far' or 'fair'? :)

Both.

There's an example of the fairer sex in the photo with the mouse balancer, the long bloke and Donut.

That would be Jess|e (formerly mothergirl), who I'm guessing wouldn't take kindly to be being called that, might be an idea to make an edit.

look again oliver

Better?

A bit, but it's still a strange expression to use.

I apologise for the expression "mouse balancer".

That's OK, except in NurseHolliday's case it's more like a shrew.

As you should, it's "slug balancer".

I know that, but that doesn't look like a slug.

Which makes me wonder what the mice look like in the UAE.

They're as big as guinea pigs here.

You want to see the size of the traps they've got in my car park.

Sort of dopey looking, with a big hump? I don't think they're mice.

imagine that trying to rush under your fridge when you turn the lights on

Fuck me, you're right about the size of the traps.

I'm going to watch camel racing next week.

Not sure how I'm going to place a bet.

They use robot jockeys these days don't they?

Edit: they do apparently

Great fun on Friday night - thanks for all that came along and commiserations to all that didn't. Cheers Alby for another great set. Hope the Sloe Gin and Sherry hangovers weren't too bad yesterday - I was still a bit spangled yesterday lunchtime - made looking after the kids a bit more 'interesting'.

I'm going to see some of those homeless Arabs doing it.

Edit: the bedouins.

The sloe gin was ok, that drain cleaner they were tying to pass off as normal gin when the sloe ran out however was not.

Tanqueray No. 10 FTW.

Anyone visiting me will have to bring a bottle of Tanqueray No. 10, a bottle of Hendricks and 24 bottles of beer.

I'll give you the money for the gin...

Mikey what happened to your set? Thought you were supposed to play until the end? Then some hipsters took over. Can Marky and I play next time?