North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

I want beer but am commited for the rest of the weekend. Massive amounts of beer and pizza to be consumed on Tuesday though!

Dead to me

harsh :(

If you're thinking about beer at this time, head to an off licence. They have everything necessary to satisfy your alcoholic desires.

Would love to NOT tonight, but am at a girly 30th in Hoxton. Double mini-d and disc alarm in the bag. Check.

Would love to NOT tonight, but am at a girly 30th in Hoxton. Double mini-d and disc alarm in the bag. Check.

Sounds good to me. In.

1. cake
   

harsh :(

;)

Sounds good to me. In.

1. cake
   
   

Hoxton Queen on Curtain Road. Not my party so feel free.

Beer for lunch? - I want to try the new rent-a-bike. I have my magic fob and I'm ready to go!

Beer for lunch? - I want to try the new rent-a-bike. I have my magic fob and I'm ready to go!

Buy a crate of beer, put it in the 'basket' of the Borisbike and cycle around drinking. Amuse yourself with the looks of shock from tourists and Daily Mail readers.

Buy a crate of beer, put it in the 'basket' of the Borisbike and cycle around drinking. Amuse yourself with the looks of shock from tourists and Daily Mail readers.

BorisBike on Tour

1. Sasmon
   

I think a shisha pipe would look pretty cool in the basket. Especially for someone of Simon's elegance.

Chicken in a basket obvs.

Want chicken for lunch now.

BorisBike on Tour

In, but only next week when I get my own magic fob

1. Sasmon
   
2. izgard
   

In.

But only if they barspin.

1. Sasmon
   
2. izgard
   
3. cake
   

Create your own Regents Park ride 'Borisbike half hour of power' where you have to do as many laps of the inner circle and then return the bike before having to pay.

Create your own Regents Park ride 'Borisbike half hour of power' where you have to do as many laps of the inner circle and then return the bike before having to pay.

This - with full lycra and an aero helemet.

Do the Boris Bikes in Clerkenwell have Spoks?

BorisBike Extended Death TT - pick up bike at Euston, up Swain's, down West's, deposit bike at Euston, many pints at the Bree.

This - with full lycra and an aero helemet.

Do the Boris Bikes in Clerkenwell have Spoks?

Yeah, the ones in brick lane don't.

this is london my friend innit.

I imagine full on le mans style starts followed by suicidal parking bay action. There has to be a video in there somewhere.

I imagine full on le mans style starts followed by suicidal parking bay action. There has to be a video in there somewhere.

extra points for whoever manages to properly park the bike without taking feet off pedals?

That would be awesome!
Could we get some for the death TT next week?

is there a norths on tour on tour on tour on tour?

Yeah, but you're not invited. ;-)

irrelevant pictures with captions: josh has them