Sat Aug 30th - Pedalo Time

So, as you can see from above, Cornie has dumped me like just another cheap slag. Whilst I was on holiday.

WHAT A CUNT.

I may have a partner in the shape of my brother who may be in town. If not, then I'll take any offers. As per fucking usual. :-)

If your brother dosent turn up I too am looking for a partner. Let me know.

Fuck. this post sounds so desperate.

As Will's agent, I can announce that, while he is not on the transfer market, he could be loaned out to desperate people. He's probably not that quick, but does have a super squirter for 'diversionary' tactics

hippy has a super squirter!

Damn right.. my cumshot contract is worth a frickin' fortune now..

pity you holding hands with winspar in the front of the van :O

If your brother dosent turn up I too am looking for a partner. Let me know.

Fuck. this post sounds so desperate.

I'm partnerless and ready to kick some soggy ass.

1. Shinscar & Murtle - Serpentine Grandspammers
   
2. Chris & Seb - Team SuicideKamikaze
   
3. Object & Hillbilly - team name to be confirmed
   
4. Gabes & Horatio - Smut Pedalos
   
5. Mashton and Cornelius (numb nuts) - "We're going to need a bigger boat..."
   
6. Polly (non forum) and unknown - team name to be confirmed
   
7. Ferris & TBC - TBC
   
8. Jonny & Slag (numb nuts) - Team Zissou
   
9. Brain-flick & Build - The Lost Buoys
   
10. Big Daddy Wayne + BRM[tbc] -- The Pillage people
    
11. Hippo + provenrad - Canal Proven
    
12. JDB (numb nuts) + ??? (any Micheal Jackson look-a-likes?) - Pedalophiles
    
13. Fruitbat + Will - TBC
    
14. Sqwark + Runtime - TBC
    
15. Johan + Gizmond - TBC
    
16. shootthebreeze und pajamas - Das Bootyshakers
    
17. Danzel + Jorg - The Ugly Ducklings
    
18. Fresh + **** - TBC
    
19. Dancing James + Mini..Cooper- Total Bloody Cunts
    
20. J-D-S-H + ???? - Coxless Pair
    

1. Shinscar & Murtle - Serpentine Grandspammers
   
2. Chris & Seb - Team SuicideKamikaze
   
3. Object & Hillbilly - team name to be confirmed
   
4. Gabes & Horatio - Smut Pedalos
   
5. Mashton and Cornelius (numb nuts) - "We're going to need a bigger boat..."
   
6. Polly (non forum) and unknown - team name to be confirmed
   
7. Ferris & TBC - TBC
   
8. Jonny & Slag (numb nuts) - Team Zissou
   
9. Brain-flick & Build - The Lost Buoys
   10. Big Daddy Wayne + BRM -- The Pillage people - WE RAPE, PILLAGE AND BURN
   
10. Hippo + provenrad - Canal Proven
    
11. JDB (numb nuts) + ??? (any Micheal Jackson look-a-likes?) - Pedalophiles
    
12. Fruitbat + Will - TBC
    
13. Sqwark + Runtime - TBC
    
14. Johan + Gizmond - TBC
    
15. shootthebreeze und pajamas - Das Bootyshakers
    
16. Danzel + Jorg - The Ugly Ducklings
    
17. Fresh + **** - TBC
    
18. Dancing James + Mini..Cooper- Total Bloody Cunts
    
19. J-D-S-H + ???? - Coxless Pair
    

haha, yep.
just you wait.
we are neither scared, nor fussy.

:)

1. Shinscar & Murtle - Serpentine Grandspammers
   
2. Chris & Seb - Team SuicideKamikaze
   
3. Object & Hillbilly - team name to be confirmed
   
4. Gabes & Horatio - Smut Pedalos
   
5. Mashton and Cornelius (numb nuts) - "We're going to need a bigger boat..."
   
6. Polly (non forum) and unknown - team name to be confirmed
   
7. Ferris & TBC - TBC
   
8. Jonny & Slag (numb nuts) - Team Zissou
   
9. Brain-flick & Build - The Lost Buoys
   10. Big Daddy Wayne + BRM -- The Pillage people - WE RAPE, PILLAGE AND BURN
   
10. Hippo + provenrad - Canal Proven
    
11. JDB (numb nuts) + ??? (any Micheal Jackson look-a-likes?) - Pedalophiles
    
12. Fruitbat + Will - TBC
    
13. Sqwark + Runtime - TBC
    
14. Johan + Gizmond - TBC
    
15. shootthebreeze und pajamas - Das Bootyshakers
    
16. Danzel + Jorg - The Ugly Ducklings
    
17. Fresh + **** - TBC
    
18. Dancing James + Mini..Cooper- Total Bloody Cunts
    
19. J-D-S-H + ???? - Coxless Pair
    
20. selim + friend - TBC
    
    

yeah I'm heading down for this. If my friend backs out i'm going to have to hire a bum off oxford street or something though.

I dont think I'm going to make this:-(. I have to work. Sorry Object.

DEAD TO ME.
Seriously sucks ass dude.

Object I looking to take part, I will happily take Bill place, if you want and don't mind

Wow, just caught up with this thread. I wanna race! teammate please?

Roxy was out with minh ai on sunday she needs a team mate.

Hippy - you had better not flake out on me you bloody roadie!!
If you fail it will cost you approximately one pair of carbon FSA cranks.
Who else could act as my floatation device?

he's coming to salford nocturne! we're leaving at 6.45 am, eek :(

I knew eeet!!
Bloody whale. Canal Proven indeed.... :-(

splash off still at 12? would like to come along, but clashes with Herne Hill track session

splah off about 1, meeting etc, 12 onwards.

Don't you mean splashdown (tags)?

I would like to race too. It will be my first time.
does anybody want to be my partner?

RIGHT! you lot dont stand a f-ing chance Drean TF On! Serpentine grand slammers is gonna kick yo arse...bring it fucking on!!!!

@tikastefano..we are expecting lots of people turning up on the day, so you should easily find someone.
get there early.

@shins, fncking A