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they constantly come loose, and they have an oxymoronic name

Hmmm, mine have never come loose, and in use they've appeared to be both strong and light.

Did you weigh them while in use?

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Did you weigh them while in use?

I appreciated their minimal efforts to side with gravity during hillclimbs, and was in no way discombobulated by any perceived disparity between their claimed and actual weight.

So no.

;)

they constantly come loose, and they have an oxymoronic name

Strength and minimal mass can co-exist. You need to fuck off your mechanic, or if it's you, get an 8mm wrench with a longer handle and HTFU :)

I HTFU'd years ago motherfucker, I'm drunk and kidding, they're fine

Fuck off, oxymoron :p

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I think cheese cranks are suitable.

On an Italian frame, I'd go with the 'Formaggio Italiano'...

mine have never 'come loose', are you sure you'd put them on properly?

Sometimes the filling can come out if you haven't grasped the crusts firmly enough, and squeezed the bread together a bit.

mine only came loose once.

Mine never came loose.

Foot loose

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Foot lose

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I agree with everyone.

I don't agree with Tynan but I agree with everyone else.

I am unsure.

mine have never 'come loose', are you sure you'd put them on properly?

I came "loose" tonight. As Hippy said foot loose, and now I have blisters. I say go for some dirty Condor branded cranks, otherwise I will have to steal tour drive train out of jealously.

Loose campag from Roberto 165mm.