Police spotting (junction watch)

Police on CS2 even more donut eatery than usual today. I think the number of PCSOs relative to real coppers, motorcycle team etc has increased and they are just rubbish at their jobs... one cbt owning scooter guy jumped every ASL from London Wall to Whitechapel, noone batted an eyelid.

One officer at the blind beggar did suggest in a friendly fashion that a cyclist should turn on their rear light, but since I'd done that already and we'd established his batteries were flat.. it was somewhat redundant.

loads of police fining people for not having lights at the junction outside brixton police station on brixton road.

Just seen two watching cyclists at Dalston Junction, but it was clear they were only watching in wait for cyclists and not concerned with anything else.

Same bunch at Shebu this morning. They must be loving it.

Am I the only one who would like to know what/where is 'Shebu'?

Shepherds Bush.

Thanks. Almost as bad as 'The Okker'

Not as bad as 'Finny P', though.

Thanks. Almost as bad as 'The Okker'

I have no idea what The Okker is. I just hate typing Shepherds Bush.

^^ Vom
^ Old Kent Road. I admit that I used it once. Hated myself for it.

Krapy Rubsnif.

and anyone that says 'Brickers' deserves a cockpunch.

Old Kent Road is much easier to type. I'd probably revert to OKR soon enough though. TCR for Tottenham Cunts Road.

Not as bad as 'Finny P', though.

Never hear this before. Never want to hear it again.

And anyway, it's Finners.

^^^^ what?

^^^ Brick Lane?

'Stokey' used to really wind me up, but it's become so common now it no longer bothers me.

Heard some posho twat speaking on his phone referring to going to 'Dalsters' once. Really wanted to punch him in the back of his head.

where is all the action? I only saw 1 police thing on trafalgar square.

It seems all the coppers are now camping on Shebu Green. Westies are clearly no trouble. I might join them for their BBQ tonight.

Never hear this before. Never want to hear it again.

And anyway, it's Finners.

The worst is people saying 'Middono' when what they mean is the middle of nowhere.

I saw traffic cops pulling over a chap on a mobility scooter this morning! They're branching out!

Saw a dude rolling down the rd on a mobility scooter last night, thought about shouting "Get some lights" but didn't. He definitely needed them.

where is all the action? I only saw 1 police thing on trafalgar square.

I've seen loads yesterday and today loitering at traffic lights.
Where are all these coppers and what are they doing normally?

Loitering in cafes.

Yeah if your house gets burgled or you get jumped in the street if takes em over an hour to turn up but they can somehow gather up and stand on loads of junctions all of a sudden.

Coppers turning up if your house gets burgled? You're having a laugh, right?

Only when you do it yourself.