Cunts

Too early. The Lasius Niger won't even consider getting out of bed for less than 23c and the right humidity. I'm adamant.

Fucking racist!

We encountered the odd flying ant yesterday. They were hiding in the shade, they aren't that bad.

enjoy the free protein snack while you ride! :(.)

:d

enjoy the free protein snack while you ride! :(.)

ohh yeah.
ladybirds supply a vast amount of vitamin C

violent, short lived and largely pointless.

No, Tommy, those are scousers...

HMRC.

All of them, through and through, utter utter cunts.

Nah, they just gave me £680 so they're fine with me. You need a better accountant.
What's your beef?

This guy:

http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/cyclists-do-not-belong-in-towns-says-pillar-of-the-establishment/019305

I wonder if his parents get asked why they chose not to go through with the abortion

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Maybe should have swallowed.

And he's a partner in a PR agency. Oh, the delightful irony.

Like a traffic jam, when you are already late?

The first sunny bank holiday of the year, I fear today might be the human equivalent of Flying-Ant Day: BMWs-with-their-Windows-Down-Driving-like-Gorillas-on-Crack Day.
I might have to lock myself indoors.

This cunt's now been arrested for being such a cunt.

Get with it. Charges dropped already. We can but hope that the PR agency is going under.

Noel Edmonds has just told a guy it's his negative attitude that's given him cancer.

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But having cancer will make him even mor negative surely?
Which I can only assume will lead to aids.
Such a brutal cancer/aids combo would make one so bleak as to bring on spontaneous combustion.

When People start going up in fire balls. Noel'll be the first one to point out. They should have been more positive.

They should have been more positive.

If they got AIDS, surely they were?

Noel is a very strange chap indeed. He believes in all that laws of attraction focus pocus. He genuinely believes that If people believe they'll win deal or no deal, then they will.
I had a friend who also believes this nonsense. I asked him to win the lottery for me but he said that if I won the lottery it would bring too much negative energy to me. I managed to persuade him to play on my behalf, I'm still waiting for him to win a year later.

Hahaha, Like those people who promise us the world is going to end on a specific date. Funnily, you never hear from them afterwards.

My friend made the hilarious observation of how Edmonds likes to continually put his own spin on Deal or No Deal, much, we like to think, to the chagrin of the producers.

"Welcome to 'The Dream Factory'."

"Welcome to 'Deal'."

"For Christ sakes, Edmonds, stick to the script!"

He really is a very strange man....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_2nb16n9Q

Should Clive Anderson be advised to go into hiding? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM

Mr Woo himself. Apparently he was promoting some sort of machine that can cure all ills, even cancer. Isn't it extraordinary. I would not be surprised if he was part of the loony anti-vax brigade.

End of the world delusions are born out of an unhealthy amount of anxiety.