Cunts

I have had had it with:

a) FLYING ANTs. Whats the point to these characters? They live for 90 on average and get stuck under my eyelids- BURN THEM

b) Idiots riding Fixed- just because Dazed and Confused mentioned it, don't mean you can do it.

Jesus, today, out of nowhere, flying fucking ants sprawn like the devil! not yesterday, not the day before, TODAY.

I'm not surprised you've noticed, and did Dazed and Confused said summat about fixed gear?

flying ant day down south too?

Damn things must have a web forum to arrange outings or something.

thought I'd feel better for that....I dont

Jesus, today, out of nowhere, flying fucking ants sprawn like the devil! not yesterday, not the day before, TODAY.

I hate the fact that after riding at reasonable speed they seem to stick to you and crawl all over you, contacting your skin at random points causing skitishness. [Am I being a pussy? do I need to HTFU?]

I'm not surprised you've noticed, and did Dazed and Confused said summat about fixed gear?

Just a general rant against fashionistas bottle necking shit & blocking my way not in full control of things.
(My luck I'll crash 2mo- like a proper fool now)

apparenty "Mating takes place in the air" for flying ants, my my, you attrached the ladies don't you? you womaniser.

Just a general rant against fashionistas bottle necking shit & blocking my way not in full control of things.
(My luck I'll crash 2mo- like a proper fool now)

I think we'll just call them "Vince Noir".

Hate the things. A few years back they decided to have a mating party outside my house, the air was completely full of them and it smelled really sweet. Must have been ant sperm :/

http://www.fc9k.co.uk/images/ants1small.jpg
http://www.fc9k.co.uk/images/ants2small.jpg

Dude, that looks like some kinda biblical plague!

Multi grooves i know i've used the c word a lot on the forum, but im not sure how appropriate it is as a title.

ps yeah loads of ants i think it must have something to do with the humidity cos they went crazy yesterday.

Shin

I swallowed one while riding yesterday. I was riding with my gapping maw wide open as usual and the little fucker got sucked into the back of my throat and I could feel it struggling and squirming as it slowly made it's way down my thrapple! Blech! Chocolate covered flying ants, mmmmmmm!

Yep, these fuckers come out one day a year. I think they are newly hatched eggs or some bollox. God know, but today is the day is it? Can't say I have seen them yet

Ants, you're worried about ants?

Australian ants would team up, one would eat your bike while the others held you back, then they'd root your missus and drink all your beer.

HTFU

It feels like these fuckers will be back soon. It's got a similar muggy feeling in the air.

It feels like these fuckers will be back soon. It's got a similar muggy feeling in the air.

I have my ant hammer ready, it's like a toffee hammer but smaller.

i thought this thread was about scousers.... how silly to i feel now!?

Silly enough to spell do with a 't'?

a gift from el squire

i thought this thread was about scousers.... how silly to i feel now!?

Must spread rep around apparently...

Silly enough to spell do with a 't'?

nobody likes a smart ass... alright!

It feels like these fuckers will be back soon. It's got a similar muggy feeling in the air.

Too early. The Lasius Niger won't even consider getting out of bed for less than 23c and the right humidity. I'm adamant.

nobody likes a smart ass... alright!

I beg to differ...

Too early. The Lasius Niger won't even consider getting out of bed for less than 23c and the right humidity. I'm adamant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPjfD8ulnpw

Flying ants are like anarchist protests, violent, short lived and largely pointless.