Pissing Off The Balcony

i was walking down a street in teeside and got a wet head. :P

hotel balcony into snow to rit me name. dame being called armando liswikie the 3rd i had to drink 15 pints to get it all in one shot. :)

I was in a foam party once and my mate climbed up next to the foam cannon and started to take a slash.

All my fellow students were below reaching for the lazers and getting facefulls of foam when suddenly the foam seemed a lot more watered down and warm.

He got the boot from the club for doing that.

i was up north at a geordie mates wedding just north of darlington,we had bin on the piss for 4 days,on the last evening at about 1am i farted and proper followed through.made my excuses and went upstairs to my room(i was B+Bing at the pub i was in) now what to with my shit stained boxers,couldnt leave em in my room ,didnt wanna take em back to London with,so i threw them out of the bathroom window after showering ,changing then went back going back to the bar

AFDS got shitty at uni and mid way through his dissertation thought that his open laptop was the bog so proceeded to unload 10 pints worth all over it.

2 weeks before deadline.

ouch.

shitting off a balcony_________________> pissing off a balcony

ive wrote my name on a wall with piss.

was it in your handwriting or somebody else's?

I was at soho house about a month ago, at a wanky private do on the roof terrace, when a guest who was a little the worse for wear decide to take a piss off of the terrace, lightly showering the bouncer on duty at the bar downstairs - said bouncer and friends then came up to identify the culprit, but alas the perp had gone to the bog to powder his nose so was nowhere to be found, and instead the identified a german friend of the host (who turned out to be very sober, and the hosts accountant), convinced they had seen him, and hauled him out instead, chucked him in the gutter and took a slash on him.

By this time the actual culprit had returned from his suspect mission to the restrooms, and went downstairs to fess up, but the bouncers refused to beleive him saying they had seen the german do it, and there was no point trying to cover for him, so he returned upstairs to carry on, only to bump into a gentlemen who looked like a slightly worse for wear billy crystal, whom he christened billy chrystal meth, and then proceeded to pull down his trousers and do a dump on the floor in front of him. Needless to say at this point the bouncers relaised they he really was who they were looking for, and a swift ejection and shoeing followed.

i have pissed in many places, including on aeroplanes at altitudes exceeding 10,000m.

Jaysus - that must have been one powerful stream of piss...

I was at soho house about a month ago, at a wanky private do on the roof terrace, when a guest who was a little the worse for wear decide to take a piss off of the terrace, lightly showering the bouncer on duty at the bar downstairs - said bouncer and friends then came up to identify the culprit, but alas the perp had gone to the bog to powder his nose so was nowhere to be found, and instead the identified a german friend of the host (who turned out to be very sober, and the hosts accountant), convinced they had seen him, and hauled him out instead, chucked him in the gutter and took a slash on him.

By this time the actual culprit had returned from his suspect mission to the restrooms, and went downstairs to fess up, but the bouncers refused to beleive him saying they had seen the german do it, and there was no point trying to cover for him, so he returned upstairs to carry on, only to bump into a gentlemen who looked like a slightly worse for wear billy crystal, whom he christened billy chrystal meth, and then proceeded to pull down his trousers and do a dump on the floor in front of him. Needless to say at this point the bouncers relaised they he really was who they were looking for, and a swift ejection and shoeing followed.

and that, kids, is why you should just say no to drugs.

I've pissed off loads of things.. mostly people.

i pissed off hungerford bridge, it was lovely. Don't swim in the thames.

Yes i remember : (

I have a few...
I pissed in a pitcher in germany recently while watching the cup final, which a friend then knocked over himself.
Stuck in times square with no where to go at NYE, soon as the ball dropped at 12 and people
where celebrating i was pissing on feet best start to the year.
Apparently i pissed in one the slot machines at after skool in the lse building one night...

We went round to a mate's parents' one Christmas Eve, nice and merry already. His Aunty Pam was staying over the holiday. We chatted to her. She had brought with her a box with some little labrador puppies, about six weeks old. We had mince pie etc. then said goodbye.

Next day it turns out my friend had a few more drinks with Aunty Pam before turning in for the night on the living room sofa. (Aunty Pam had been given his room). Middle of the night he wakes up drunk and confused; instead of navigating to the first floor bathroom he navigates to the ground floor kitchen, stands against the wall and takes a piss all over the little labrador puppies.

Aunty Pam was still up, and was watching the entire thing from about three feet away.

i pissed through a starbucks letter slot once... there where people inside.

a guest..decided to take a piss off of the terrace... the perp had gone to the bog... chucked him in the gutter and took a slash on him... then proceeded to pull down his trousers and do a dump on the floor in front of him..

whole lot of scat going on at that party!

YouTube - Scatman John: Scatman music video

It was nearly a 2 girls 1 cup scenario

Yes i remember : (

someone had to block the cctv.