Arm Pits

I agree with much of the rest of this but dude some of us didn't comment on the girl and were generally trying to take the piss. I don't truck with this shit either but that doesn't mean some of the posts were deeply ironic. Or at least I had hoped so, you can only interpret what you read in your own way.

I may be a moron but not in the sense you're implying here, to me tits and fanny is just the title of an old Cliff Richard song.
You've become quite the argumentative little maddam since releasing your inner rant ;]

i say who cares. bet she scrubs up well. :) pity i dont :P

You've become quite the argumentative little maddam since releasing your inner rant ;]

ha! oh dear you're right... just a few more bug bears kicking around than usual..it'll pass ;)

I was hoping that'd bait you into a tirade. I've been looking for a decent rant partner all day. You bitch :]

how dare you suggest I engage in vitriol with someone I can only feel a fond resignation for?

You bell.

nah not feeling the hate today...that was terrible

but guys look at the epic fail that is the bike she is holding, thats all i'm sayin

They are also made of sugar and spice and all things nice.

what guns??? look at that face, and that dark brown hair(the oone in the head), and tha eyes that are look at you saying, "you like me", and that peircing... she looks like a proper mediterian girl, some hot blooded latin gypsy with fire runing throuth her veins.

Thats an American looking street to me. I say she's an upstate NY girl hair and all!

US. look at the shape of the number plate:

It could be worse i guess

BTW, I only posted that first pic for a bit of fun, there is some very sarcastic and amusing people on this forum and i thought it would bring out the best in those people (comments wise), as said. a bit of light hearted fun.

it will be even funnier when you post a pic of your freshly waxed armpits. :P

i was thinking aus personally looking at the clothing and the house style.

I actually prefer using an epilator to waxing.

I find a small dusting of drain cleaner usually does the job.

I'm still waiting for puberty so I can shave my armpits.

stave it off as long as you can, that's my advice. You ache for it to kick in cos all your mates' balls seem to have dropped - hairy faces, big nobs etc. - you then have a brief halcyion period of enjoying your bum fluff and wearing wife-beaters. About three years after it's happened you shave your pyabs the first time for a doss - either with a girlfriend or because you're bored and in the bathroom. Ten years on the joke has died - your intimate body hair is unruly, unsightly and constantly craving attention. And you've got that for at least thirty years, enjoying some sort of respite only when it thins out, becoming patchy and white and rubbish.

Chin up.

And you've got that for at least thirty years, enjoying some sort of respite only when it thins out, becoming patchy and white and rubbish.

Au contraire! Body hair (at least on blokes) never truly leaves you - it just migrates. I found out at the weekend that my father's regular haircut now includes his eyebrows and ears (!). And what about all those old chaps you see with a rainforest erupting from their nose? SO glad I'm female...

Yep, having a moustache that kicks in after osteoporosis will make it easier to keep warm in winter.

I already have a moustache.

Village People style.

Au contraire! Body hair (at least on blokes) never truly leaves you - it just migrates. I found out at the weekend that my father's regular haircut now includes his eyebrows and ears (!). And what about all those old chaps you see with a rainforest erupting from their nose? SO glad I'm female...

conceded. Post amended accordingly.

Au contraire! Body hair (at least on blokes) never truly leaves you - it just migrates. I found out at the weekend that my father's regular haircut now includes his eyebrows and ears (!). And what about all those old chaps you see with a rainforest erupting from their nose? SO glad I'm female...

Last time I got a haircut the kind lady shaved my ears, great way to make you feel old.