Nice courier wants your help

Oh, I'm also a dodgy-lycra-wearer. Happy to offer my services for the aversion and conversion of straight men and lesbians alike.

yes hippy

you are probably more off-putting than men in lycra

You love it!

There's a 73.4% chance you will turn grey just looking at me in my lycra..

Fixed!

You love it!
There's a 73.4% chance you will turn gay just looking at me in my lycra..

After witnessing such a horrific sight and surviving, taking one up the bum isn't so daunting anymore I'd expect

Ah, you guys.. I can feel the love from here. :)

No dude, I've seen you in Lycra.

It's horrifying.

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I know, I know.

Hippy knows all...

It's lucky I am not one of those OPs who gets uppity if their thread is hijacked by other's jokes isn't it? Then again, it's people like me who are ruining this forum.
Anyway: latest update. Everything is ready to go and I am working with my glamorous forum assistant to have the pics up on here this week.

The World awaits

No dude, I've seen you in Lycra.

It's horrifying.

I disagree, lets just say the reason I was sucking Hippies wheel all the way to Dunwich was not because I was unfit.

One mans meat is another mans poison.

Everything is ready to go and I am working with my glamorous forum assistant to have the pics up on here this week.

Good effort ladies and gentlemen.