Thread A or B? to gay or not too gay?

Vee Vee - do you deliver?

mmmmm virtual coffee, just the ticket Vee.

Shin your threads are all gems. Every one of 'em mate, even the shit ones. Every one of 'em.

...please, help me, it's scary here, i want to live with someone who has status, who doesn't mix and match stems and bars, someone who cares and is nicer to me, and doesn't live in se1, and above all, isn't a raging homophobe.....

Funny as Fuck PJ :)

latte maybe but what about a double expresso? how many sugar shall i add though?

Vee vee, down at souths on monday. I was saying...

'No Way, shes not the mum of the forum!!'

i take it back... 1 sugar thanks

Vee you callin' my latte a poof?

Ginger Frappucino, now there's a gay coffee..

^^^ lol

mallows?

im about 4 seconds away from starting a thread:

What geyist christian slave hot racist beverage should one get?

you are all my children

now i'm scared.

ha ha.

stick one on the felicity lord f22 raptor at fairford tomorrow.

only got tickets for today WAC

However we've salvaged the day and are going to the Science museum instead, it ticks all our boxes, theres exhibitions on bike tribes, airplanes, and early computers which has got us both quite excited, we're going to take our pack lunch and eat it like 8 year olds on a school trip.

there's spaceships. i seen them.

this is strewn with truly ignorable crap. Who greets people with the word "high" rather than "hi" then puts a question mark to indicate that ascending inflexion that has taken the young by storm? This is a horseshit post, whoever is riding yet another alter ego (soo last week, darling - yup I'm trying to speak your hipper-than-hip heatspeak) should go for a ride on their bike and lose the boredom, rather than thinking they're winding up people they don't know. Sorry nob drip, be you alias or genuine, your post is one of the crappest I've ever seen on here, and that includes all of mine. Great, this forum is being invaded by real wankers at last, i wondered how long it would be.

by the way it's "could have" not "could of". Whatever your particular regional accent suggests in terms of phonetics, the written language remains unchanged. If you had studied a little more at school rather than daydream of boys with nice lickable botties you were too frightened of acknowledging you would "of" known that.

No one cares about you enough to answer your self-indulgent questions asshole. Go and do your research and come back when you're not a wanker, ie never.

pajamas just broke his flame cherry.

+10

this is strewn with truly ignorable crap. Who greets people with the word "high" rather than "hi" then puts a question mark to indicate that ascending inflexion that has taken the young by storm? This is a horseshit post, whoever is riding yet another alter ego (soo last week, darling - yup I'm trying to speak your hipper-than-hip heatspeak) should go for a ride on their bike and lose the boredom, rather than thinking they're winding up people they don't know. Sorry nob drip, be you alias or genuine, your post is one of the crappest I've ever seen on here, and that includes all of mine. Great, this forum is being invaded by real wankers at last, i wondered how long it would be.

by the way it's "could have" not "could of". Whatever your particular regional accent suggests in terms of phonetics, the written language remains unchanged. If you had studied a little more at school rather than daydream of boys with nice lickable botties you were too frightened of acknowledging you would "of" known that.

No one cares about you enough to answer your self-indulgent questions asshole. Go and do your research and come back when you're not a wanker, ie never.

pajamas just broke his flame cherry.

that would be i.e. not "ie" it was the abbreviation and not the MS web browser you were after P?? ;)

What geyist christian slave hot racist beverage should one get?

I once got to know a girl who was very hot but undeniably racist. The unsettling mix of her intense physical beauty with the repellent views she espoused gave her an aura of depravity that was pure dynamite. It drove me crazy - the combo worked like a cog and lockring, my loins and my heart the threads around which each tightened. In the end it was sad, because of course I had to choose between the maintenance of my ideals and the chance to feast on the very distillate of sexual abandon.

that would be i.e. not "ie" it was the abbreviation and not the MS web browser you were after P?? ;)

Pajamas only uses Firefox

that would be i.e. not "ie" it was the abbreviation and not the MS web browser you were after P?? ;)

thanks for clearing that one up GS - yes, it was the MS browser....

Vee have you been monitoring my cookies?

Talking of cookies - where's that coffee?

I once got to know a girl who was very hot but undeniably racist. The unsettling mix of her intense physical beauty with the repellent views she espoused gave her an aura of depravity that was pure dynamite. It drove me crazy - the combo worked like a sprocket and lockring, my loins and my heart the threads around which each tightened. In the end it was sad, because of course I had to choose between the maintenance of my ideals and the chance to feast on the very distillate of sexual abandon.

So?! What did you choose???

mine's an orange mocha frappucino. thanks.

SP I don't wanna say it but......

No one cares about you enough to answer your self-indulgent questions asshole. Go and do your research and come back when you're not a wanker, ie never.

sorry I'm directing one more thing at Dirty Harry SE1 - you may be wondering why your post caused such a stir so let me spell it out for you. Here's why.

1) The endless and intricate non-questions about your blessed frame suggest you think we are clamouring to get to know the amazing DirtyHarrySE1, which suggests you have an overinflated ego.

2) You might think the only people you'll stir up will be those people who you think you have summarised in your second thread. Not so.

• I don't have to be gay to find the language you use offensive. Plus there are likely to be gay forum members on here who I know and like much better than you so fuck off with your attempt at ingratiating yourself. The reason why I say "likely" is because, actually, I don't go round asking people whether they enjoy fanny or botty sex or have a loving relationship with someone with a fanny or a wee wee, so I don't know.

• I don't have to fall into the categories of fixed gear rider you think you have identified to find the language you use offensive. The fact that you think you have pushed buttons that matter or relate to people here shows how little you actually understand about the fixed culture here. There is room for hipsters and old schoolers and minoritist gripers and we already take the piss out of each other, try reading some old threads. There are probably a minority of cooler-than-thous too, though I haven't met any of them on here yet. But, really, you're way off in what you think is a clever summary of the different fixed elements.

The one about not speaking to girls and spoke cards - really, piss off. There are lots of people who have social problems who are geeks and probably do feel more comfortable with their bike than with a girl - and so fuckin what? Whatever makes them happy bell-end. I would prefer to be mixing it up with guys like that than with some wannabe high school jock like you, aggressive in his ordinariness.

Go get him Mr Pajamas sir!

(Remind me never to piss you off btw!)

+1 pajamas ! Crush him :)

hahaha what an intro thread! Was there a "for sale" in there?

Slack chain.