I hate building bikes...

Thanks... It's vintage...

Did you build it yerself or is it OTP?

Votp

It doesn't get any better than that ;)

Innit, bruvcuz...

You knows it.

(Works better with a comedy Welsh accent, GLC style)

You need an inveerse shim mate

teenslain somehow this thread is very you...hang in there big man and let us know how you get on..

All done! Rides like a dream! Pics to come... :D

All done! Rides like a dream!

What, that dream where you are at work with no clothes on, and you're running towards the lift and its getting further and further away, and you realise that it's your A-levels tomorrow and you haven't been to any of the lessons even though you promised yourself you would, and everyone's laughing?

awesome. If there was a peg in the picture, that bike would be so off it.

Imagine a peg, then imagine an almost unimaginably huge distance from that peg... That, my friend, would be my new bike's location... That's how OTP this baby is, pretty fucking off... Anyway, some pictures courtesy of my friends at Nokia...
Non-drive side, hiding from the cops under an arch somewhere in London... Pretty stealthy...

Non-drive-side, hiding near a wall in south London... Can you see her?

Drive-side in the kitchen... She's practically invisible, I kept knocking her over trying to get milk out of the fridge... I'm pretty stoked...

A-ny-way... Turned out it needed a 25.4 seatpost... Clearances are tight as a gnat's chuff, bit heavy but in a good, solid way... Kinda like a very nimble tank, possibly a Scorpion tank... Just been for a long ride this mornin' and I'm well pleased... Black tyres, track grips, dust caps and matte black Armourtex run for remaining silver bits (apart from rear Phil) to come... And a new saddle, probably a Regal...

That's well off the fucking peg.

Looks very stealthly Joe - btw I've got a slightly used black Regal at home if you want it? £20?

Looks very stealthly Joe - btw I've got a slightly used black Regal at home if you want it? £20?

Ooh! What's the finish on it? I don't like those suede/mottled jobs... Please say it's a plain black leather one?! If so, I'll take it...

That's well off the fucking peg.

Innit, cuuuuuuz!!! Cheers Ty, can I call you Ty? Will help some of the spuds on here visualise the distances I'm talking about... ;D

Ah, I'm pretty sure it's mottled black leather - I'll check tonight and let you know.

^^ well thats going to knacker any attempts to land on mars. it seems to have been replaced with a peg. better put a call into to NASA

Hmmm...Good job it is Stealth 'cos close scrutiny would destroy that sucka.

Ooh! What's the finish on it? I don't like those suede/mottled jobs... Please say it's a plain black leather one?! If so, I'll take it...

Joe - it's mottled leather. I'm guessing you're not interested but let me know. Thanks.

Joe posts up pictures of just a wall and his kitchen units to show us all how stealthy his new OTP 'ultimate stealth' bike is. Very droll.

i saw joe on his stealth bike today, rockin' it through bank on they way to bodeans.

that bike is sick. invisible.

Yours was just as stealthy as mine, pj... We got the stealth...

stealthed out. totes.

nobike systems.

all the hipsters be illin' on stealth.