Heads up

Bruce Lee is dead man, the pungent fumes from his decomposing body might be a good deterrent but his ass kicking days are at an end.

I'd try and engage them in a long and meaningfull conversation about reciprocity. Long words show them you mean business and addressing their inner feelings gains respect...

Been a while since i mixed with the blaads and skins, but i am sure this is still the case...

good luck

Go there, straight up to the little cnuts, but be in a group. Eyeball them, tell them you've memorised their faces, and not to piss with you in future. Cycle off. They'll laugh at you when you're leaving, but they would've been affected. I doubt they'd try it with you when they see you, as they know you know other people who also know where they hang out.

Go there, straight up to the little cnuts, but be in a group. Eyeball them, tell them you've memorised their faces, and not to piss with you in future. Cycle off. They'll laugh at you when you're leaving, but they would've been affected. I doubt they'd try it with you when they see you, as they know you know other people who also know where they hang out.

i dont mean to be rude, but even if you were 6 foot tall and had massive muscles or whatever, if you said this they would still either attack you straight out or wait till you turned around before going for you. this isnt the 1950s, people who are willing to punch someone in the head for no reason, whilst cycling on a busy road dont care if you know what they look like.

danger_joel, I have only ever lived on council estates in the UK (since 1984). Mozart Estate, Woodberry Down Estate, and now Clem Atlee Estate. I'm not saying it because I'm proud, but just because its a fact of my normal existence. However, the kids who live on these estates are likely to do exactly what those kids did. If they know that you have some way of "getting" them, then they turn their attentions to safer targets.

they're scared you'll sit on them or eat them ;)

dogsballs, have I ever told you that I love you?

Yeah, my mate told some kids to stop smashing bottles outside his flat(where I also used to live) at the weekend in Brixton
Sunday afternoon, he went out, came back 2 hours later and the front window had been put through with a bottle!
In the same street I caught 3 kids chasing each other around my car with the sidestrips that they'd just ripped off. I chased them, caught up with them pushed one against the wall and said 'Put them back on or all call the OB' to which I got a reply of 'Fuck off, we didn't do it, you can't make us...'
I proceeded to call the OB on my mobile to which they bottled it and put the strips back on within 30secs. I told them to fuck off and if I see them again near my car I'd rip their fuckin heads off.
You guessed it, within a week they'd keyed both sides from rear wing, doors and front wings!
Kids ey, they always listen to reason....cunts!

dogsballs, have I ever told you that I love you?

i'm too skinny, you won't get much meat off me ;)

+1 to the concensus that kids from Packington/Marquis/Popham will most likely memorize your face and fuck you up next time they see you, if they don't do it on the spot. And if you manage to overpower a bunch of 8-12 yr olds (I've seen plenty of big people fail), don't forget their older siblings are not far away, and a lot of their parents will happily come and fuck you up as well if you touch their troops.

Let's just nuke them.

castration is the answer.

they really need to get a life

They'll take yours :O

They are probably all young deliquent disciples of Matthew Paris. Did they look like Times readers or Young Conservatives?

Definitely Thatcher's grandchildren.

Castration would then be pointless. They are cloned in a secret laboratory in Harpenden.

last time there was a thread on these little fuksors (i used to live just off essex rd, i remember commenting that i'd seem them chase down and run a guy of his brompton, sling it on the back of the scooter and ride off with it) there was a gale of "daily mail" "never have happened in my day" type tags within minutes making me feel like some out of touch right wing whingey old misanthrope. not so much this time? what gives?

It's politics and people are very fickle. People are scum.

Racist

hey some of best friends are cunts!

So long as you don't run out of ammo everything seems to go along just swimmingly...