Anyone here speak German?

Another native speaker here at your service nimbus.

Just send it via PM. Is it E->G or G->E ?

i need something translated!

would appreciate it if anyone can help.

My girlfriend is 'a German'. Did you know the German for sex is geschlectsverkehr (apologies for the spelling) which directly translated means 'gender traffic'? (A roundabout is kreizverkehr, or 'circular traffic'.)

What a romantic race. "Would you care to engage in some gender traffic with me this evening, dear?" Etc.

What a romantic race. "Would you care to engage in some gender traffic with me this evening, dear?" Etc.

While I piss all over your face?
Revealed too much about my internet activities face

While I piss all over your face?
Revealed too much about my internet activities face

I think it's Holland you need, dude.

I think it's Holland you need, dude.

That reminds me of a Dutch ex-colleague of mine who, whilst drunk at his leaving do, revealed that during his time at university him and a group of his mates had been paid by some bloke to piss on him for sexual gratification.

That reminds me of a Dutch ex-colleague of mine who, whilst drunk at his leaving do, revealed that during his time at university him and a group of his mates had been paid by some bloke to piss on him for sexual gratification.

Hmmm... there wouldn't have to be any touching.... did he say how much he got paid?

Hmmm... there wouldn't have to be any touching.... did he say how much he got paid?
A fair amount apparently. He did confess to not being able to perform on demand so had to piss in a bucket and then pour that on the fella. I'd want my money back if it were me.

How unlike the home life of our own dear royal family...

still searching for translation?

Oliver, where are you Oliver?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM

bump.

any germanian speakers?

i need a bit of translation, if poss.

Herr Schick? Claus? Gina? Lenny?

Take your pick.

Yeah, c'mon you fuckers, this is important.

I only know the German I learned from Victor comic.

Arrrgh! Achtung! Got in Himmel! Hans!

and a few words retained from school.

jugendherbergerklub was my favourite.

Any good richie?

sweet, skull of kintyre - you've got the job

Das hund. Das auto.

Nein.

Sehr gut!

bump.

any germanian speakers?

i need a bit of translation, if poss.

Send it over if it's not too long.

It's German, Oliver, even if it's a note wishing Richie a merry Xmas, it'll be four paragraphs minimum! :p

I only know the German I learned from Victor comic.

Arrrgh! Achtung! Got in Himmel! Hans!

"Gott im Himmel"

jugendherbergerklub was my favourite.

This word doesn't exist. You might mean "Jugendherbergsverein".

[QUOTE=andyp;1054365]Das hund. Das auto.

"Der Hund. Das Auto."

Pretty much all nouns in German have an initial capital, so that it is usually safer to put one on them.

i'm a fan of bummelgern

It's German, Oliver, even if it's a note wishing Richie a merry Xmas, it'll be four paragraphs minimum! :p

That's not long. It might shock you, but it doesn't shock me. :)

Oui, un-petit pu