National drive like a c*nt day!

Posted on Thu 12th, June 2008

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• #26

dogsballs

so that's a yes. tynan, get the camera!!
• #27

smithchild

I was out on sunday afternoon, enjoying the sunshine. A white van pulled alongside and a grinning idiot in the passenger seat leans out of the window and screams at the top of his voice:-

"Oi you fucking cunts, get off the fucking road. Pay some fucking road tax you cunts, I hate you"

He was grinning from ear to ear. The intensity and vigour of the abuse was amazing. He didn't even look like he meant any of it. It absolutely made my day. Normally when drivers give me abuse it gets me really angry but on this occasion it cheered me up.

Also got his numberplate, which gives me some options.
• #28

P!MP

I Am Sure I Recall Reading About A Serice Run By The Dvla Or Some Other Orginisation Whereby You Pay Them £25 And Give Them A Car Reg Plate And They Supply You With The Owners Name And Address, Think You Have To Pose As A Car Dealer Or Something.
• #29

Sano

Wow, capitals! :p

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