Epic fail

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failz

Thats better than auto correct.

Last night I watched 1 hour and 9 minutes of Eastern Promises before realising it was supposed to have subtitles.

Fail.

I don't know what these updates are updates on but I see them on the main Yahoo page when I log on to my Yahoo e-mail account:

*martin you are right, tom! although God created male and female equal, both with His image in them, women are still to be in submission to men (in marriage relationship) because that's how God meant it to be. there are changes in social roles with some women in the leadership and also employed but as wives they are to fulfill their roles faithfully caring for their family and being helpmates.*

Martin is worth following.

artin Mon Jan 24, 2011 09:02 pm PST Report Abuse
oprah is really a very genteel person. she never takes advantage of anyone to promote her ego despite of her status. she knows how to live her life according to the manifold graces the Lord bestowed on her. it could be the reason why the Lord is so pleased with her and continually blesses her. her life is indeed an inspiration. she knows how to honor God accordingly!

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well, the last days are sure here. the Bible says it will happen and much more worst will. it's time really for us all to make amends with God and be a social transformation agents so we can bring hope to this degenerating world. there is hope,……

An applicant for a job here that I'm trying to fill:

Dear CYOA,
I have been a media technician for the last two years working on mac desktop and network support
Here is a Youtube Channel I worked on last year;

www.youtube.com/********* (bit unfair to show here)

Please ignore my CV, havent changed it since i left university

Emmanuel NotGonnaGetTheJob

top effort!

And that's been the general level of applicants so far. I know it's a shit job, but srsly..

( http://www.productionbase.co.uk/film-tv-jobs/media-technician-02.11.0038739 if anyone thinks they fit the bill better than the other Emmanuel up there)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12603259

Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi has told the BBC he is loved by all his people and has denied there have been any protests in Tripoli.

I'll have what he's having then

( http://www.productionbase.co.uk/film-tv-jobs/media-technician-02.11.0038739 if anyone thinks they fit the bill better than the other Emmanuel up there)

I have no experience of video work at all, but i can make a mean meme. I can has job?

You've got a better chance than Emmanuel.

"Please ignore my CV haven't changed it since I left university."

You can't make this stuff up.

I can't help but feel that all of these are faked, maybe there were a few real ones at the beginnning, but now it just seems like all the stories on bash.org

there's a website that is a template you can enter your own text in that produces those.

Charlie Sheen.

OLYMPIC sized fail...

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/36686/

Probably bollocks. Worst case scenario you inset the touch boards into the wall of the pool. Cost millions? bollocks

Not exactly fail though. As it's only a training facility the don't need fancy arse touch timing pads. Adding the wouldn't be that hard, just recess them nicely into the end walls

I've heard of this before.. Mrs. Brave's father is an engineer specializing in waterproofing construction. What happens is that the pool is calculated and constructed to the correct size but they forget about touch boards.. just inserting the touch boards after construction isn't as easy as you imagine.

The can always insert a ceiling cat for that added professional effect.

The can always insert a ceiling cat for that added professional effect.

Dont start that

Fucking racist cunts!