Epic fail

who is that? CSI guy?

excellent spotter, just... excellent.

who is that? CSI guy?

Liasing with Dutch property fraud police

Oooh it's Horatio

That's it from me for the evening, going to bed.

sub'd

Could someone put a dildo under the bed?

last one. When you see it etc...

Pssst
i reckon hed do better under the bed.

hmm not doing it for me

Ah good point, much harder to work out what it is.

A heroic team effort there - that work of genius is going straight back to the scammer.

+1 internets for all!

Ah balls! I missed out on all that fun :(

Definately needs a wrecked charlie sheen hiding under the bed.

had a work night out last night. got very drunk on ale and whiskey. managed to avoid some of the more annoying elements and had quite a fun night. i was just relating few choice nuggets from the evening to a colleague and rather indiscretely i was telling a story about how "some revolting old slag who used to work with our boss turned up and kept hugging him and telling him she missed him. yeah it was really weird, apparently she used to be the depot bike" etc. i was mid rant when another colleague (the one who'd filled me in this mystery woman's background) turned up and started frantically swivelling his eyes in the direction of the desk behind me. i finally (far too late) got the hint and stopped. turns out the woman who sits directly behind me and who was listening to the whole thing is revolting old slag's "best friend". whoops.

At least you won't have to deal with her or her friend ever again... Could be win?

i have to work with this one. i can feel her piggy little eyes on the back of my neck right now. i can't turn round. i've gone all flushed and sweaty. damn i need to get out of this office.

Set her on fire, claim it's part of your religion?

let's call that plan b.

Is plan a the offer of a threesome with her and her best mate?

let's see. she looks and smells a bit like a cross between dee snider and danny devito as the penguin in batman returns. her mate isn't quite as attractive.