Epic fail

I saw this grumpy old bint in an electric shopping cart/wheelchair thing. She went over a kerb, crossed the road and tried to mount the kerb on the other side, but it was too high. She rammed it a few times, getting more and more frustrated, until she gave up, got out and pulled the wheelchair up onto the the kerb.

reminds me of the Brass Eye bit in 'Science' where they're doing a study to prove that disabled people are just "incredibly lazy".

absoultely caning it down twickenham high street, late to pickup.
foot slips off the pedal and consequently my other foot slips off as well.
end up with my general groin area inbewteen saddle and tyre while sliding along with my feet, somehow managing to stay upright and not really fucking hurt myself.
luckily my balls only took a slight knock, but my knee fucking hurts.

Aaah yes, reminds me of the fond memory of my chain snapping climbing a hill and thus rupturing my knacker sack.

It was a 5 speed to, with a chain like anchor cable. Good my legs are powerful.

Fell off this morning riding to work, got some nice rash on my beautiful lower sleeve but that's ok, what really bites ass is my three day old Assos gloves now have a hole in the palm.

Ouch!

Adolescent Boy - Ed, where is the key to the cabinet?

Me - No idea boy, let look for it.

Me - (after a while) ah found it..

Adolescent boy - Brilliant, give it over.

Me - No can do boy.

Adolescent boy - why not?!

Me - have a butcher boy;

And a deep, hearty laugh was heard throughout CYOA Towers.

You can't lock the keys in those - they're deadlock.

What did he say when you gave him the Butcher boy?

Dont you need the keys to lock those kind of cabinets?

No keys needed to lock those, just push the bolt back in.

Pretty much what Carlitos said, the worse thing is that it's the only keys we have - we lost the original one a while ago and that's the spare.

that key open all the cabinet, so if anyone want BMX part, Exposure light and little device to measure their pathetic excuse of a heart will need to wait.

YouTube - MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

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Epic fail on part of shopowner for buying discount keys from Exchange and Mart then, and knowingly having only one set of rosies. WTF did they think would happen?

that key open all the cabinet, so if anyone want BMX part, Exposure light and little device to measure their pathetic excuse of a heart will need to wait.

no need to sound so heartless ed.

you're right, I'm always jealous of those people who have heart and are able to use those heart-monitoring device.

Blast my lack of heart.

Henry, thank for that, will download that, and play it at the shop's hi fi, today I decided to put "never gonna let you go" on for a laugh, lots of customer looking amused when it blared from the speaker.

anymore shit 80's song should I put up on the shop's hi fi? need to make a playlist.

Ed. FFS. Buy a packet of "S" keys.

You need a HAFMK3 master key, shouldn't cost you more than a fiver.

I admit it, I am a lock geek.

You need a HAFMK3 master key, shouldn't cost you more than a fiver.

I admit it, I am a lock geek.

Have one on me.

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Ed, do you do price match on those?

Top internships auctioned to wealthy Tories for £3,000 cash

I suspect this should go here

YouTube - World Of Warcraft Nerd Rage

Hahaha! WAC!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/49625/BIGGEST-BOXING-TRAGEDY-EVER-Usman-Ahmed-Uzzy-entrance/

I suspect this should go here

YouTube - World Of Warcraft Nerd Rage

that was perfect, the guys stupid comedy laugh followed by an epic bitch slap

Hahaha! WAC!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/49625/BIGGEST-BOXING-TRAGEDY-EVER-Usman-Ahmed-Uzzy-entrance/

this is fake, innit?