Epic fail

hahahahaaha ..hi Pisti

of we go

Oh my days....

you arsehole.

My solicitor finally tells me that the insurance company representing the bloke who hit me with his car is going to pay out! Yay!

Then my wife leaves the back door open and thieves nick our car.
Boo.
My favourite boots were in the boot. (Hey dawg, etc...)
Double boo.
They got the house keys, so I have to pay for house locks.
Triple fucking boo.

So I'm hoping, from my cash payout, that their might be a couple of hundred left over for this cash-piss-fest for me to replace the moth eaten lycra that I've been mincing around Leeds in for the past six years. SIX FUCKING YEARS!
But no.

She then decides to cram every last towel, bed sheet, face cloth, sweater and t-shirt into the fucking washing machine and switch it on.

Fuck.

Honestly, I love my wife to bits, but just for one year will you GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!!

This map.

now that, is very funny.

you arsehole.

That's what she said....

luci

this is a public area of the forum

Luci, didn't you just get your car nicked a little while ago too?

It's all kind of rolling on from that, sumo.

It's stuff that has happened this year so far.

And yeah, I know it's open DJ, but Mrs Lucifer would no more dream of coming on here than she would the other 'specialist' sites I occasionally frequent!

My solicitor finally tells me that the insurance company representing the bloke who hit me with his car is going to pay out! Yay!

Then my wife leaves the back door open and thieves nick our car.
Boo.
My favourite boots were in the boot. (Hey dawg, etc...)
Double boo.
They got the house keys, so I have to pay for house locks.
Triple fucking boo.

So I'm hoping, from my cash payout, that their might be a couple of hundred left over for this cash-piss-fest for me to replace the moth eaten lycra that I've been mincing around Leeds in for the past six years. SIX FUCKING YEARS!
But no.

She then decides to cram every last towel, bed sheet, face cloth, sweater and t-shirt into the fucking washing machine and switch it on.

Fuck.

Honestly, I love my wife to bits, but just for one year will you GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!!

Luci, didn't you just get your car nicked a little while ago too?

epic literacy fail

Well he wrote it like it got stolen again. Hence the "too".

Yeah, It did sound like it had just happened...

My fail.

How's the lungs holding up, Prancer?

You back on the bike yet?

occasionally frequent

solid oxymoron there.

barely on the bike

fell off it, this morning!

face and knee bore the brunt, see wests thread

^^Christ!

I'll pop along and catch up with the news...

got a rear p*ncture on way to work this morning after riding through some not seen until last minute glass in middle of A2 near my house, by the time it's shown up as being flat I'm almost another mile from my house, so hop up on pavement, take spanner out of saddle bag to remove track nuts so I can just change the tube and get on my way (in a rush as I'm now late for work so can't be bothered to patch it) undo nuts and quickly realise I need my multi tool to undo the chain tug that's refusing to let me move the tyre forwards in the dropouts so i can get the chain off. look in bag for multitool. not in there, oh yeah I had it in my pocket yesterday after raising my seat at lunchtime must be at home... so I turn around and push the bike back home, leave the p*ncture for the weekend and grab my other bike. by now I'm very late for work and thanks to the epic headwind that seemed to have intensified between my first and second attempts at riding in ended up being 50 minutes late.

as soon as I get to the office I pop to the coffee shop to grab a coffee (priorities) take out wallet, oh look my multi tool is fucking INSIDE the very same wallet I had on me the whole time.

massive fucking fail. (& cool story bro etc).

How big is that wallet!?

normal 3-fold size, it just felt like it was stuffed full of change hence I never looked inside it.

it's only one of these little ones...

The wallet

luci

a case of "i fought the floor, and the floor won"

luci

a case of "i fought the floor, and the floor won"

ha! I've sent you an email...

PINK FUCKING SOCK!

Get out of my washing machine when i'm doing whites!

YOU ARE A PINK FUCKING SOCK!

You do not belong there!

YouTube - Eddie Izzard - Washing your clothes (Unrepeatable)

Crackhead Believes He's Superman, Does Backflip Off 2 Story Building

Insane. I like how he immediately gets into his recovery position to power back up.