Epic fail

I swear, whilst it was loading it didn't move. It.was.water.... now it's wood.

Astro Turf, Touch Rugby, Shorts.... ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ssssssssssssssss, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Put some lemon on it.

will that neutralise out the salt and tequilla?

It will, but only with pictures taken, something to do with the flash. Let us know.

Put some donk on it!

That "Dad" video. Strangely, I sound more and more like him.

Actually, Kris, I've always thought you sounded like the moon on the Mighty Boosh.

But yes, your opinions are very similar to Incredible Bigoted Dad.

That's why I like you.

need to know more?

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I don't know what's worse, the car or her barnet??!

Pretty good anti theft device though

That is surely one of the best ever.

:-D

I can't even begin to conceive how you'd arrive at that as an idea, never mind actually going ahead and doing it.

The car's pretty horrific too.

I notice she has no wedding ring

I notice she has the cold stare of a mad dog killer.

I notice she has no wedding ring

Well you better rush up to Chorley before someone else snaps her up pisti

I notice that the windscreen washers are shaped like dice.

Indeed

She's a tattoo artist. You just know she has his boat on her arse!

I am in total awe of that car. As fail as it is, I kind of respect her for conceiving of it and then actualy carrying it through. Amazing.

Little Miss Posh Pants HR girl after an interview where the interviewee refered to the people that took over his old company as 'The Indians':

"i don't think we should employ anyone who is so openly racist against Indian people, he might offend.. y'know... and we can't be having that!

bloke she pointed to was Sri-Lankan.

oh dear.

Ah ha ha.

Ah ha ha.

My wife's like that. She always calls our Iranian neighbours "the Turkish ones". When we were invited to a Pakistani wedding, she commented that she's never been to an Indian wedding. They just laughed. Then the guy said "We hate them" with a straight face...

hahahaha

Im korean and always get called chinese or japanese or taiwanese etc.
Nothing offensive about it, we all do look similar. black hair small eyes etc. i dont hate people from any of those nations in particular so its all good... hmm...

I don't think Korean, Japanese and Chinese are look-a-like. At all.
To me, even worst is people not being able to recognize/distinguish
the writing from the 3 countries.

my missus is chinese. she is highly suspicious of chinese people, to the point that she wont buy anything from a chinese person for fear that they may have besmirched it somehow. odd girl. gets it from her mother.

don't call asian people 'oriental' - that's what you call a rug.

Obviously it's a bit stereotyping the 3 identities..

Found here.