Epic fail

Ridiculous. Fail on the guy, she's a 1st degree cunt, he's a 1st degree douche.

Maybe he just wants to keep his family together

By going public with this sorta shit?

Hm...

we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the "sensationalist" with the byline "the newspaper exempt from truth".

Just Saying...

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78

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She should be sterilised.

What, for shagging a black man she's not married to? Seems a little harsh - us humans do do that kind of stuff quite often. Divorced, though - that would be a bit more proportionate...

What, for shagging a black man she's not married to?

Whaaa?!

I'm only hoping her condition isn't hereditary. That's all.

Whaaa?!

I'm only hoping her condition isn't hereditary. That's all.

Which condition - her pre-disposition to over-imaginative excuses? Fair play - I've got a touch of that myself, and it hasn't always been helpful...

I'm just genuinely sorry for the child. Same for those poor kids who's mums go on Jeremy Kyle or Maury to eliminate 7 potential fathers (only to find out that none of the guys is one).

You're all missing the point.

There is 3D porn!

I was too busy googling for it.

I googled it out of curiosity, but then realised that I was looking at pornography at the kitchen table, which was a bit wrong.

I'm just genuinely sorry for the child. Same for those poor kids who's mums go on Jeremy Kyle or Maury to eliminate 7 potential fathers (only to find out that none of the guys is one).

YouTube- Maury Show - Black kid with white parents paternity test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfSnr30Pk4&playnext_from=TL&videos=4qcKHNZs4xU

man!

pretty sure i saw an adam's apple.

Definite man.

i thought paxo would have ruined him/her

Yeah because Jeremy Paxman is well known for 'ruining' possible cross-dressers, he should have bloody shown her what for, what an idiot she is hay?

cough

Maybe he just wants to keep his family together

+1

The only way to control "situations" with women is to act dumb/accept all responsibility (even if you dont understand what it is).

I really doubt he believed her.

YouTube- Maury Show - Black kid with white parents paternity test

i am so confused.

I wish I had some pictures or video to prove this actaully happened, but here goes!

I work in a bar and recently had to ask a woman to leave the premesis as she was drunk and being sick. When told that she was obviously being sick due to her (not inconsiderable) intake of booze and that it was time for her to climb the wooden hill to bedfordshire she attempted to excuse herself with the words 'I'm not drunk, I'm hickups pregnant'.

I wish I had some pictures or video to prove this actaully happened, but here goes!

I work in a bar and recently had to ask a woman to leave the premesis as she was drunk and being sick. When told that she was obviously being sick due to her (not inconsiderable) intake of booze and that it was time for her to climb the wooden hill to bedfordshire she attempted to excuse herself with the words 'I'm not drunk, I'm hickups pregnant'.

Perhaps she didn't want to be pregnant. Sometimes a few ladies tend to drink before having an abortion. Lame imho but yeah.

Perhaps she only got pregnant in the toilets of the bar? She had the right to do so.

I googled it out of curiosity...

^said this to myself all through teenagehood.
WAM, there was no Google when I was a teenager...

Thanks for that. I'd never finish the college.