Epic fail

Snap!

Doesn't it just confirm what people already knew, you don't have to be very bright to be a bomb disposal expert?

Ah, I misunderstood dicki's reason for calling it a fail. He didn't mention the attempted murder and it looked like he was calling her stupid because of her husband has a very specialised skill set which somehow she should be able to pick up on.

sorry for the confusion
even the least intelligent special constable wouldn't have too many problems establishing a short list for said attempted murder

i'll get my coat
never darken the doors of epic fail again
FLOUNCE

(hair+extralong skirt+bike=epic....=)

I'm almost more disgusted by the rack/wheels combo.

Of course if you wanted her dead, and you knew her husband was a bomb expert, and you could conceive of a motive for him to kill her then death by bomb would be a convenient way to divert attention to the innocent husband.

the old switcher-oo
a bit of misdirection you think
the plot thickens
i would love to be a PI

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8552000/8552157.stm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/mail_comment/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/mail_comment/

ha! also I remember my English teacher saying "*sigh..*Pictures are hung, people are hanged!"

He is like a real life Alan Partridge. Cringing with embarrassment.
Not as much fail as this one, though - Blacks Property Consultants from York

I'm not laughing - I've been there. Someone once stepped forward towards me, arm extending, I reached out to grasp his hand for a manly British handshake. Unfortunately he was going for an urban fist-bump, and I gripped his fist and shook it before I realised my mistake.

Thats called a cabbage when that happens

Lol!

Thats called a cabbage when that happens
No! Youre a cabbage!

My girlfriend's mother once asked what happened to Magnum Part II.

There are some Saffas who will squash your extended hand when they go for a bear hug instead of a handshake, aren't there, Ian? :-)

My girlfriend's mother once asked what happened to Magnum Part II.

Bahahahahaha!

These are just some of the many over-priced pieces of crap you can buy from the Bradford exchange. Almost as good as the elvis-dambusters-tutankhamun memorial clock from Viz...

There are some Saffas who will squash your extended hand when they go for a bear hug instead of a handshake, aren't there, Ian? :-)

I've been there too... Both ways. That's the trouble with modern britain - so many physical greetings going that you never know which one to go with. Air kiss? Mediterranean double kiss? Man-hug? Handshake? Fist-bump? The armwrestle-position hand-grip?
As an aside, there's an old politican's handshake trick - when out pressing the flesh among the workers, it used to be quite common for some beefy miner or suchlike to reach out to shake a politician's hand, then give it a serious crushing - that soft office-based hand had no chance against an old-school manual worker. So the canny politician would always grasp the person's elbow with their other hand. It seems extra-chummy and sincere, but then if they go for the hard squeeze, you can dig a finger into the funny-bone pressure point. Bill Clinton used that move all the time.

It's all fucked up for the old school Poles too. We were brought up to kiss lady's hand - which is ok, because you don't need to kiss your great aunt on the lips three times like Russians :-)

It's not so obvious anymore and I found myself wrestling with a woman while trying to kiss her hand. You feel like a right gimp when your head is half way there and the female part twists the hand to the side in the last seconds.