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• #4002
Me, this morning, falling asleep on the train for 5 hours and having my phone stolen.
Also a fail on the thief's part, since my phone was about a decade old and had a PAYG simcard without any credit.
Holy shit! Were you asleep on the train while it was in a station or did you end up on the other side of the country?
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• #4003
no, cuz i was drunk.
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• #4004
tHAT is GOLD! I pissed myself!
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• #4005
This is too easy, but it has to be up there with the worst
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• #4006
Holy shit! Were you asleep on the train while it was in a station or did you end up on the other side of the country?
Well, I've no idea where I went while I was sleeping. I woke up in the station I'd left, but the train was on another platform, and about to set off for a completely different town. It's a local service, and journeys normally last about 45 min - 1 hr, so I reckon I probably did about 3 or 4 "laps".
Oh,and the thief picked up the phone when my mate called to find out where I was. He explained that he'd stolen it, and last time he'd seen me I'd been on my way back into Barcelona.
It's all brought back lovely memories... waking up on an empty tube carriage in High Barnet... being kicked off the bus in North Finchley to wait in the cold while the driver reads the paper for 30 minutes before letting me back on. Got to stop doing this.
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• #4007
Me baking a cake. Thought I could cut some corners and bought vegetable fat (for pastry) instead of butter/marg, it didn't really mix in too well with the rest of the mixture but I thought it would be ok once in the oven. My 'cake' is now being fried from the top by a nice pool of bubbling vegetable fat.
balls.
My sister bakes about two cakes a week and always uses just regular vegetable oil.
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• #4008
I think it was the lumps (and lack of a proper mixture being formed) which caused the problems. The cake ended up being more of a stodgy pudding type affair, tasted pretty good though.
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• #4010
VB, can you lock this thread now?
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• #4011
There's no time for the lfgss.com now! :-)
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• #4012
^ fucking hell, check 3:58!
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
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• #4013
Jesus, 4:52!
ROFL KARTOFEL!!!
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• #4014
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• #4016
I'm pretty sure that's a repost
Idontthinkso
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• #4017
My stepdaughter and her friend (both A-level art students) trying to work out how to prepare pot noodles and eventually asking me. They even asked if the water's hot enough to pour it in.
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• #4018
I'm sorry, but I laughed at this:
http://www.vimeo.com/3657415
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• #4019
jeebus
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• #4020
does he fall off ?
am a bit squeamish just wanted to prepare myself
maybe going forwards anything with broken legs / deep cuts or nasty grazes should get a 16 rating or maybe X rating
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• #4021
He tries to do a skid. And fails. No blood or broken bones are shown as the video ends as he crashes.
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• #4022
low pressure on front tire fail xD
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• #4023
he does but you dont see anything break
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• #4024
I've never seen anyone put so much effort into going so slow.
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• #4025
me, working in uni in a quiet room, suddenly letting out a massive fart
"I think there's some mongolians in the system"?
Lol though that vid is hilarious.