Epic fail

ah, the old classic line that it's a disease that doesn't matter as it's caused by sodomy. It's like the 1980s all over again. Fuck that guy

Fuck that guy

didn't you read his warning? he will give you monkeypox.

lel

The Tour De france winner Jonas Vingegaard dedicated a stage win last week to “his two girls” leading to this brilliant correction in the Guardian:

https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/1551584613872635910

Ferry cross the Mersery

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Passport sticker?

Miseryside?

Mersery loves company

mild fail
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/southend-uniteds-renamed-stand-features-name-of-serial-killer-rose-west-lc05z8vwl

I'm glad CrossFit is going with bikes, triathletes seem to have become less comical over recent years.

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https://twitter.com/UEC_cycling/status/1558489096477200384

Never going to end well.

They held that skid so well

Could also be Jay-Z

Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick
Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

But yeah I thought of that Puff Daddy song first.

If you found a fossilised skeleton in the 1600's you'd probably have thought the same

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That's excellent. Reminds me of the enormous walrus in the Horniman Museum that an overenthusiastic Victorian taxidermist stuffed to the brim, having never seen a walrus before.

A bit like the Crystal Palace dinos

Love those fuckers. Victorian animal guys in south east London were having a great time.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgpM1aFKb2C/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Not "epic" exactly, but a neighbour switched their Vauxhall Corsa for a Kia SUV big thing (they do have 9month old baby, so you know, they need a big car)

Another neighbour (house adjacent) complained he cannot get his car off his driveway due to the excessive size of the new vehicle.

This is their solution.

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Clearly copied their parking idea from this estate. Garages with no doors described as open car ports. You often see big cars sticking out of them

https://goo.gl/maps/d7LJ1Z1G3wbuM4BP8

SUV s are the most epic of fails in modern society

Yep. Pointless waste of (valuable) road space. I was behind a Nissan Juke the other day. The disparity between the width between the tyres and the width of the passenger compartment is utterly ridiculous.

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All Juke drivers are absolute worstcunts anyway

One of the ugliest cars ever designed.

Would you believe that its only 40mm wider than a Mini Cooper?

This. Commuting home when I lived in Bromley and there was a duke with no lights on around 9pm, mid winter. Knocked on their window at a set of lights to tell them and she asked me how to turn them on. It’s your fucking car!
Even has auto lights as standard.