Epic fail

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Is that seat a fail?
Looks like it could be comfy?
For an old woman maybe?
they were all questions

looks like a cock n balls to me

looks very uncomfortable

looks like a cock n balls to me

looks very uncomfortable

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huh? what's KY jelly got to do with it?

I'm sorry, are my earnings not high enough for you?

Do you grow your own bread and meat too?

Fuck off.

damn woman..
chill.
was just messin'

it must be all them e-numbers you get with asda's food.
might be time to go au-natural.

I love asda

huh? what's KY jelly got to do with it?

Balls 'n' all scenario.

Is that seat a fail?
Looks like it could be comfy?
For an old woman maybe?
they were all questions

looks very uncomfortable

Can you actually get a wedgy from a seat?

I'd like to nominate myself as an Epic Fail, for having just found out that last week On One were offering a free pair of Rockshox Revelation 426 (with Maxle Lite) if you bought a Ti 456. I want both of these things, I could just about afford it and it would have saved me about 30%.

I'd like to nominate myself as an Epic Fail, for having just found out that last week On One were offering a free pair of Rockshox Revelation 426 (with Maxle Lite) if you bought a Ti 456. I want both of these things, I could just about afford it and it would have saved me about 30%.

This epic fail is an epic fail.

Worst epic fail ever.

if it's not uncomfortable now it will be after a few months when the hammock thing stretches

This epic fail is an epic fail.

Worst epic fail ever.

Knowing you is a more epic fail.

Wouldn't you be pissed if you missed £450 of free stuff?

another asda fail..

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/bulletin/dailynews/article/922674/?DCMP=EMC-MarketingDailyNews

that 'book rental service' above is a brilliant idea.. i can't believe no-one has thought of it before

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

you have to we maori to pull that trick

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

I just bursted out laughing when I read that! Im guessing youre not drinking from the bottle then!

I'm not drinking it at all....decided to mix guiness, black currant, and sloe gin and it tastes fucking horrible...who woulda thought it? :)

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I'm not claustrophobic, but the video of his stuck made me feel a bit panicked. Weird.

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

I haven't seen once were warriors but if you slid the fish slice up the bottle neck towards the cap (and probably hit the glass crown bit that bumps out) then you've essentially just done what French soldiers used to do with their sabres to open champagne bottles, which is much cooler.. Win

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

I have never seen a Kiwi open a bottle with a bottle opener. They get taught this shit in school. Lighters, another bottle, fish slice, teeth.

Opining skills, eh.

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

That must be one seriously sharp knife to have done that without shattering the bottle!