Epic fail

As gay humour goes, as in jokes made by gay people not about gay people by straight people, I thought it was pretty tame.

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WHITE WEE WEE...

@WillMelling @edscoble

fair enough on reflection, I only ever knew it from a gay friend who thought it was funny, although his humour is pretty full on, so thought it was acceptable but I get it isn't to a lot of people. best leave it in this thread then, since its epic fail etc

My gay mate is the same, his humour is brutal (particularly towards me.and other 'hetties'!). He used to love taking the piss out of my two dogs when they were alive because according to him they were completely gay.

I never feel comfortable to reciprocate though, just doesn't feel right to me.

https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2021/12/13/winds-power-outage-deflate-lexus-velodrome-detroit/6496570001/

Had to do a PCR test today. Was surprised to see the uvula highlighted in the diagram supposed to show tonsils

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People who are afraid that 5g will give them a headache have to be told that wearing a radioactive necklace is a bad idea and is significantly more dangerous than 5g radio waves

Having had a uvulopalatopharyngoplasty I have found those instructions unhelpful. I have a big hole there.

Was surprised to see the uvula highlighted in the diagram supposed to show tonsils

Epic fail myself...read vulva.

You see what you want to see

Weird I never got a reply to that email I sent last week.

The email:

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lol

https://twitter.com/pontius_is_goat/status/1478322455060090881

Lol

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I mean on both levels this is a fail - the original fail of eating a napkin, and then the fail of publicly outing your husband as a napkin eater

I hate it when they put a napkin underneath your toasted sandwich on your plate so the sandwich has bits of tissue stuck to it AND the napkin is now useless.

Not exactly pretentious though

https://twitter.com/tashp351/status/1479368900089425921?s=21

Not really epic but raises a chuckle, especially if you stick with it.

Love a good bit of slapstick

Utter fuckwit proven to be an utter fuckwit.

https://twitter.com/comedylopez/status/1215978014728691712?s=12

I was genuinely gripped reading that

7th January, 2021, the phone in Nancy Pelosi's office rings...

Caller: Hi, is that Nancy Pelosi's office? Do you have a lost and found department? I think I left my phone there. I had it out to take a selfie of me sitting in her chair and my Confederate flag got tangled and I think I just put my phone down on the desk while I was sorting that out and forgot about it.

Police: No, but give us your name, social security id and contact details and we'll see what we can do.

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Funny because the original actually says poopoo as well.