Epic fail

Ah.

very unique.

No pics, sorry.
My twat of 21 year old daughter went out and got herself a trout pout yesterday evening. She's bitching that her face hurts this morning.

Ok, trout pout?

They suck fat out your arse and inject it into your lips

Collagen lip injection.

Is that stuff reversable? Or is that for life now. Hope she doesn't regret it in the long run.

A colleague has it and it seems temporary, I'm reminded of Leslie Ash though

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/dec/09/leslie-ash-you-go-through-a-grieving-process-when-youve-lost-your-career

Exactly

Seems to be a thing now, all the kids are at it... Christ knows what they'll look like when they're older...

A mate of mine has been getting fillers for a few years, she's 45, I'm waiting for her face to collapse...

I’ve had two people who work for me attempt to book time off to get Fillers/Botox as though they were Doctors/Hospital appointments.
There was outrage when I said no, it’s a “medical procedure “ apparently. I also had it pointed out my appearance falls below “Essex” standards and my lack of concern about my wrinkles was abnormal.

Christ knows what they'll look like when they're older...

Pete Burns?

Christ knows what they'll look like when they're older...

Exactly the same as they do now, right?

Win to fail combo.

https://youtu.be/HECTypGUfQE

As a Dutchman, I apologise for all the cunty language we are not fully aware of

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Prime property.

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For the lazy: https://goo.gl/maps/exWxzHmP8oTrG2paA

Are those armed filth, on America Lane?

Poetic.

The Brussels Metro station Arts-Loi always made me snigger like a schoolboy.

Rightmove appear to have disabled the streetview button on the listing though :)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104614352#/

everyone knows south of the river doesn't count.

A very long lens foreshortens the view. He's taking the photo from Kent

“It definitely wasn’t a headbutt”

https://www.cu-fc.com/news/2021/april/club-statement/