Epic fail

Not epic perhaps but Embarrassingly, I have no idea how long I’ve been riding around with this flapping about.

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i'm new here and new to SS. How this username had not already been snapped up I do not know.

He will have the final solution for any bike problems.

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I can't decide whether this is an epic fail or not so I'm going to submit to the LFGSS moral compass cloud and see what falls out.

I came across a van advertising a dog walking company called Woofters last week.

http://www.woofters.co.uk/

Woofter has been used as a derogatory term for decades. It's dictionary definition states that it is offensive and derogatory.

So, dog walking company (from Brighton) called Woofters....fail, win or meh?

I predict the boss is gay.

Interesting prediction.

The owner is called Paul and has a husband called John.

I'm going to be highly disappointed if there isn't a dogging joke hidden somewhere on their website

Would be my guess too

The plot thickens.

The Woofters dog walking van that I saw is a rival to the Brighton Woofters.

So there is a bunch of woofters?

Blackheath ain't Brighton

Linguistic re-appropriation is fascinating. The N word, queer etc. I suppose there will always be at least some people offended by re-appropriation of hurtful words.

Sociable Jack-Russell Walkers?

UK's best-selling albums (2000-2019)

1) Adele - 21
2) Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
3) Adele - 25
4) Ed Sheeran - x
5) Ed Sheeran - ÷
6) James Blunt - Back To Bedlam
7) Leona Lewis - Spirit
8) Michael Buble - Crazy Love
9) Dido - No Angel
10) David Gray - White Ladder

I was into Ed Sheehan before he sold out.

Tell me about it, it's such a tragedy that One Direction didn't make that list.

Shows which demographic actually buys albums though.

I won't here a fucking bad word about Dido.

I'd completely forgotten about David Gray. What an utter snoozefest.

Babylon slaps

simon cowell needs shooting

That's an interesting list.

It's all solo artists, there's no bands.

Why no bands? Easier to 'manipulate'/guide a solo artist to success rather than a band? Cheaper too.

Don’t worry he is actually number 11.

Dire list though.

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Who’s full name, according to Wikipedia is...

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong