Epic fail

Late to the party on this ...

I don’t know how much it’s going to cost to get my penis working

eeeh! trouble at t'mill!

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eeeh! trouble at t'mill!

For a Lancastrian, this is far worse than anything on the Brexit thread!

It’s all North, what’s the problem? Close enough surely.

Your all north.

You won, drop it ffs.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC_yIF-9jOge6nNA0z-ScrBQ

Nobody seems to be sure if he's real or a parody account. Some believe that he thinks he's sending himself up a little without realising how much of a loser he actually is.

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My comment may have been offensive. I didn't mean it to be so removing it to be safe.

Jist of it was, I don't know if the guy is real or a parody. If he's being real then I feel its a bit voyeuristic.

Babies grow hair all over body after accidentally given hair-loss treatment instead of anti-reflux drug.

Where can I get this drug? Asking for, well, me.

Failing that, where could you find one of the kids?

On the subject of babies this guy is currently having his arse handed to him on Twitter:

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Ha! I almost wish I was on twitter now

Is it the use of double punctuation? I can see how twitter would fire up a storm about that.

In his defence, apparently he already has two kids so his partner probably has that shit nailed down by now.

On the subject of babies this guy is currently having his arse handed to him on Twitter

Because of what he said or because of the moustache?

A dad in our NCT group went on hoilday to SA. On his own.

Dude must have a hefty set of stones to have proposed that.

Fucking hell, my wife cock punched me for having the temerity to call her second round of mat leave her "maternity holiday" its not just stones that fella has. He is also clearly a silver tongued devil.

The chap who sits next to me at Arsenal managed to get approval to go to a game while his wife was in labour.

That kids middle names are Charlie George too.

A dad in our NCT group went on hoilday to SA. On his own.

Peak do what you want all of the time take no shit from anyone

The idea of even wanting to do that, let alone being ‘allowed to’ and actually doing it baffles me.

I guess some people are just aunts.

His wife says that she hated his very existence while she had their first two.

I was present at the last three births of my four children. For the first I was staying in Cleethorpes on the miners' dispute. That was the best and most peaceful one.

My old man took a 6 month overseas posting to an active conflict zone when I popped into the world

Probably not an epic fail, but a bit of an iffy photo for an advert

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