Epic fail

Disinfected earwax though

After you...

I think it just happened to be in there. Fuck all else - no tent, clothes, not even cash. Carl, if you’re out there you’re still a fucking donut xx

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please tell me that's a dog shit bag on his head

Seems apt

Hopefully pre-owned. Got the tell-tale rip in it where it's been thrown in a bramble bush.

there's certainly a disgusting shit dribbling out of it in that photo.

My colleague went to a coffee shop this morning and noticed a "free board" which had some loyalty cards. She didn't realise they were already stamped so was plesently surprised when the cashier told her the card was full and she could have a free coffee.

Obviously once she told the office a whole load of people went to get them... only to be challenged by the staff as to why they were stealing the donated loyalty cards meant for homeless people.

Ouch!

iCloud is borked

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Been scratching my head as to why the 16mm and 20mm bolts I ordered are way too short.

8mm of free thread required for a bolt that will have 10mm of thread used up by a knob thingy.

8mm + 10mm = 18mm... which is only a couple of mm off 16mm and <20mm.

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Look Right.

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Fail or win?

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I recently saw a Lamborghini parked across 2 disabled bays. Extremely obnoxious.

Oh, and this legend taking up 4 spaces. It was in Italy though so pretty much par for the course.

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Yeah but, Chris Eubank proving to be as accurate with his parking as his jab. EU13ANK

TAG Farnborough

I only just clocked the number plate!

Epic tosspot, but are you going to tell him?

Eubank almost ran me over, twice, in 2 weeks, in a Hummer. Once in Ldn, once in Brighton, both times charging down side streets. Guy shouldn’t have a driving licence, like all twats with personalised plates.

I pulled up next to him in his Peterbuilt truck...i was in a left hooker too, and he thanked me when I called him a wanker.... CSB etc.

Has he finally got rid of the truck then?

Regular sight when I lived in The Republic of Brightonia.

Oh...

And...

Hove. Actually.

No it was Junior, on the right. Clearly he has inherited the utter bellend gene but no I didn't tell him. He was there again yesterday as were KISS who arrived in one plane, have they not heard of Lynyrd Skynrd?

Looks unhappy on the right
Can't tell if constipated or pretending to ride a very disappointing horse

Theems to me heeth not too happy with hith diminutive pecths.