Epic fail

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcLqv16Fb-G/

Fail reporting fail.

It’s a joke.

Needs more winky faces.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY8gvu6h2Hc

But a good one...

I think the broader "Epic Fail" is that guys life. What. a. fucking. cunt.

They should have filled up the breathing tube.

Fucking hell the comments

paraphrasing 90% of them: "omg how can u say he wasted paramedics time he woz litrally dying, wot iz em ment to do just die lmao"

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Applies to here too.

#meta

Jared Gerstein you can't compare this to bestiality

https://twitter.com/nikhughes23/status/940157304766332928

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFYRkzznsc0

At the 48 second mark I thought the video had paused/ended...

It's the slackness of the jaw that really makes it.

http://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-technology-woman-shocked-to-discover-her-co-workers-face-can-unlock-her-iphone-20171215.amp.html

Apple face-id algorithms not adequately tested on non-Europeans.

Still, when SkyNet wakes up, it's going to kill all the white people first.

http://www.newsweek.com/photo-shows-black-sewage-spewing-epa-water-fountain-750112

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42409884

The lengths car owners will go to to protect their precious tin cans.

Cunts.

I particularly liked the cited lack of car washing facilities. If only there was some sort of low cost device to transport soapy water to your car to enable washing.

Hope the birds roost on the cars

I know frozen sausages are the current revenge-du-jour, but if any situation called for a long overdue return of some old skool bonnet-shitting...