Epic fail

Racist bets £500 on Le Pen victory, then asks Ladbrokes for a refund.

All the lulz.

Thanks to @coldharbour

I'M JUST WELDING THIS QUILL STEM TO A TRAY WITH MY LIDL WELDER

isn't he making one of those bike holders on the wall in the background?

Really want one of them bastards (the welder)

He thinks he is but is totally blind from not holding the welding mask upto his face.

Is this current?

Need want have.

Yeah, they're there from tomorrow (thurs 11th).

Lidl website was listing one at £30ish as well as the one at £70.

That'll do the trick.

Also just noticed my accidental pun.

Ha. Fail is on dubtap and coldharbour.

Fail! Fail! Stinky snail!

Welder, helmet and 2 packs of sticks for just over £70 this morning.

I decided to just go for the cheaper welder as I suspect they'll both be pretty shit so no point spending too much on it.

Thanks Shimano. You fucking cunts.

The last Shimano BBR60 I bought came with an adapter.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/22/bbc-apologises-after-local-radio-station-airs-ian-brady-competition-leeds

advert on radio
get a job as a warehouse associate at a fulfilment centre

actual job is : -
slave labour on a zero hour contract, where you need to ask permission to go to toilet, working for megacorp amazon

"warehouse associate"

Oops!

Paul Nuttall couldn't vote for himself

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207

"the weapon used was a .50-calibre Desert Eagle handgun"

Fired from 1 foot range, using an encyclopedia as a shield in front of his chest.

Have these people never watched magnum force?

That is breathtakingly stupid.

Yep, hole in chest makes respiration tricky.

You'd think they may have gone for a dry run and tested whether the bullet would go through the book before doing it for realz..

Yes but don't underestimate the power of stupid.

"because we want more viewers, we want to get famous"
fucking hell