Epic fail

It sounds like a pretty shit school for £25k a year.

Abbotsholme School's GCSE results from the summer of 2015 were lower than the national average, with just 60 per cent of pupils received five grades between A* and C.
Figures released by the Office of Qualifications and Examinations Regulation (Ofqual) show the national average for the same grades was 69 per cent.
Just 8.2 per cent of Abbotsholme students received an A* or an A, which is almost three times lower than the national average of 21.2 per cent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Q1I8WO1pw

I love slapstick, that's a win... Looks like Alfie...

Seems like he was going for the fail

The idea behind this may be the biggest cycling fail I've seen, note it's a 'hairnet' because it has 0 safety features -http://www.tuckerlondon.co.uk/product-page/462bb6eb-a152-d198-696f-a9e167bad488

"hairnet" hair instead of helmet hair then :p

most expensive hair net ever

But it includes cycle cap, guise.

I'm sold

Stolen from the ways not to lock your bike thread...credit @IR

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^Parliament Hill Lido, right?

Admittedly the sign position doesn't help but they can't even follow their own diagram.

Fucking nodder plodders

Not a helmet, but

a cultural signifier identifying one’s committed love of cycling heritage and, therefore, gives a sense of belonging to the past but in the cutting-edge present. If you are looking for a head protection product, you should spend your hard earned money on a first class helmet.

Proper 'cutting edge' wankery

The about page is equally annoying

http://www.tuckerlondon.co.uk/tucker-london

Didn't make it past the middle of the second line. Too much.

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I want one now.

That logo... Lozzles...

Mk II

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Buying link plz.

I can see a joint enterprise opportunity with Foffa. Think of the logos.

shouldn't really lol as i presume english isn't yer man's first language.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bridal-shoes/boutfol-nise-rel-woud-jowrly/1187653557

Scouser?

#wasis

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