Epic fail

Is that the Playmobile "Twelve Years a Slave" gift set?

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3ou2qj/im_getting_sued_by_lad_bible_for_calling_them/

LAD bible suing another parody page... couldn't handle the bantz to quote a reddit commenter?

I've just learned that you need to be very careful when you speak poorly of the outdoors shop Blacks...

Brilliant. Were you given a Blacks eye?

http://www.kansas.com/news/state/article39112191.html

Man tries to put out fire by driving over it with a truck.

A truck with a full tank of gas.

And carrying a lot of ammunition.

Yes, it did happen in America - what gave it away? I guess it could only have been the URL and absolutely nothing else at all whatsoever!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2015/10/14/d-c-church-says-a-bike-lane-would-infringe-upon-its-constitutional-rights-of-religious-freedom/?postshare=1591444922140686

Sigh...

For some reason I just assumed you have a South African accent.

Ouch.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-double-disc-brake-700C-27speed-ROAD-RACING-BIKE-7NBP-004-/331678900203?_trksid=p2054897.l4275

Incredible spec:

Paint: Classic Paint
Handlebar: Bend the road bike
STEM: aluminum four nail stem
Fork: thick droplets breaking wind fork
Seat: road bike saddle color thicken
Hubs: long Shunda
Tarantino: 9 Location Tarantino
Dental plate: 3 Location crankset
Axis: Kenya sealed bearing axis
Brakes: Bo disc brakes front and rear mechanical systems
Protector: The Protector comes with dial

I'm sat in the office trying to stifle giggles at "thick droplets breaking wind".

Wasn't there an exploded diagram of bike parts with silly names?

Such spec......

9 Location Tarantino

The 1955 thing is Epic Troll Win.

Calling it Epic Fail is Epic Fail.

Fuck off

^ lol, a wild epic win emerges.

Have you considered c̶y̶c̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ anger management?

I'll be over there.

In the fucked off corner.

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Best get there, Stat.