Epic fail

I suspect the cancer is complaining about having this creature as a host....

the fucking people of clacton

you suck big time

^ particularly the 49% who couldn't be arsed to vote.

The best thing about this story is the fact it's a 'we fit' lorry.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/weird/11517077.UPDATE__Trains_cancelled_and_road_closed_after_Halfords__we_fit__lorry_gets_stuck_under_Beckenham_bridge/?ref=mac

Much irony. Such lols.

'Louts in lycra MUST be made to have licence plates':

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790449/simon-heffer-cyclists-louts-lycra-licence-plates.html

CAUTION: DAIL MAIL LINK.

opening gambit:

Some of my best friends are cyclists.

lol

I feel sorry for Simon Heffer. Some of his best friends think he's a cunt.

Simon Heffer tho

Ha! I just noticed the mocked up suggestion of how to apply a numberplate to a bike - by putting a (rear) car plate on the front of a porteur rack. Look out six-pack carrying hipsters, you'll be first!

<subtle cough> http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Heffer <subtle cough>

He's a right wing cock-muncher of the first degree, the Mail is right for him.

That facebook page has to be satire though hasn't it? I mean look at the posts above the 'abad putin' post https://www.facebook.com/awhitear

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Hef­fer

"Heffer has written sympathetically about and backed the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) and Nigel Farage."

nuff said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PzPHKGpNXs

My fave from the Wikipedia entry has to be

Heffer believes that Christianity should have a strong role in shaping
both the moral foundation of society and public policy, but he is
personally an atheist.[15]

Just for the pure WTF

cock-muncher

lolhomophobia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Hef­fer

Fuck I went to the same school as him

For mad vote gainz?

All that's missing is an 1984 quote

oof.

Haaaa, Jeeez..

^ cri ervytim.

4 eva in our harts

Possibly means he thinks religion is great for controlling stupid people, but he is an ubermunch...

It kind of explains his pro abuse victim posts I guess. He is a complex man with many layers.