Epic fail

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28417341
George Harrison memorial tree killed by beetles

http://preserve.us/porter-cycling-crate.html

Jesus christ, this is boiling my piss and grinding my gears.

the whole of the TALK TALK call centre ... everyone ... all of them

fucking idiots

Taken from the Hello Kitty dictionary.

I had a morbid pmsl moment when I read the necklace bit.

not so funny when you've actually seen it. and smelled it.

not so funny when you've actually seen it. and smelled it.

Which is why I said morbid....not at the act just at the dumbassery of the person / people who either/or ordered/ printed it.

I could've sworn I saw...

No, no it's nothing.

What am I missing? I think I see something but not sure.

Which is why I said morbid....not at the act just at the dumbassery of the person / people who either/or ordered/ printed it.

indeed you did. fair dos.

i suspect a copy pasta / subeds day off job.

indeed you did. fair dos.

i suspect a copy pasta / subeds day off job.

Sorry if I sounded bitchy, I wasn't being.

likewise.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2013/01/gerard-depardieu-russia-visit-vladimir-putin-new-passport/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image.size.gerard-depardieu-putin.jpg

Facelap

Reading a book or getting head. Your choice of relaxant.

FWIW, I just saw the oral version for ages until my non innuendo brain intervened.

Ah I thought so.

waves at Scotland generally

Takes head out of hands to wave back

It looks like it's been created by some kind of prototype post-lobotomy, coked up, super-mongoloid. It's like a televisual representation of someone losing their mind but with added stereotypes.

Didn't watch it but apparently Hoy did a funny.

Am I right in thinking that all opening ceremonies are now basically Eurovision - in as much as anything goes assuming it's silly and or camp... and that everyone involved is oddly off the hook due to the silly campness of it?

I watched a little bit of it from inside a pub off george square. Looked up at the sky when the Red Arrows came but couldn't see them. Then decided to sack it off.

To be fair, the gay kiss was an excellent 'fuck you' to all the nations in the commonwealth where it's illegal to be gay and the second half (or maybe the last third) wasn't too bad.

I did quite like Scotland coming out the the Shamen.

Tunnocks Tea Cakes in the opening ceremony. Two reasons why that's a fail.

1. It's rancid confectionery.
   
2. Why advertise a commercial company at such an event?
   

indeed. and no irn bru?

McFail.

You clearly missed the Irn Bru cans holding up the Forth Bridge then...

Were the Krankies in it?

I fucking love them. The wee boy is actually a woman!

i'd probably turned over to snog marry avoid by that point. i clicked back to see susan boyle murdering mull of kintyre by that well known scottish songwriter, paul maccartney in a strange american accent. haunting.

I work in finance not web frippery so design and getting shit done kinda right is important.. and if layers of making everything difficult can be added then fuck yeah lets do that...sigh

I work in financial data and I recommend that you continue believing that.