Epic fail

Fair dinkum

I hope he gets a proper Glasgow Kiss off a Celtic fan next time he goes out

Proof.

Sure did ya flamin hoon!

Ha!

All hael's gonna break loose.

I read it, but I thought it deserved the attention of the non-football fans due to lafferty's fucking pathetic showing as a human being

he's a currant bun, what do you expect?

Cream bun shirley?

Extract from open time trial report from one of my local clubs.

We believe the event proved a happy and safe day’s racing but if you have any genuine
constructive comments which would improve future events please do not hesitate to contact
me, noting “the dead badger” shown “on the day risk assessment notice” turned out to be a
deer. The members concerned are to attend a “Recognition of British wild animals” course in
time for our next event promotion!

that'll end in tears.

I'm still wincing at that. ^

"Shoaib Akhtar has been withdrawn from Pakistan's squad for the World Twenty20 because of a genital infection."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/pakistan/8048663.stm

Seriously, don't put that in the press release. Say muscle strain, or anything else!

URL Fail... SFW

http://www.penisland.net/

http://www.whorepresents.com/

http://www.therapistfinder.com/

why are people posting stuff that ISN'T keyboard cat? i just don't understand

Bully fail. looks like they piss this guy off a fair bit.

YouTube - Pwned By scissors (Scissor Arm!)

URL Fail... SFW

http://www.penisland.net/

http://www.whorepresents.com/

http://www.therapistfinder.com/

watching QI are we?

Bully fail. looks like they piss this guy off a fair bit.

YouTube - Pwned By scissors (Scissor Arm!)

he deserved it the cunt

God how I laughed at that, that look like your typical boarding school where anything can happen.

/attachments/10292 Some poor bastard has had a bad week.

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Expenses row: MP who claimed for 500 trees accuses constituents of 'jealousy'

Anthony Steen blamed voters in his Totnes constituency of being jealous of his 'very, very large house'.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/21/mps-expenses-anthony-steen

WAC

watching QI are we?

Yep, but haven't seen an episode mentioning this. Got it in an email a while back - must have been derived from the show, as you say.

Yep, but haven't seen an episode mentioning this. Got it in an email a while back - must have been derived from the show, as you say.

They got it from b3ta back in the day, so not to worry.

You forgot www.expertsexchange.com (SFW, though no longer owned by experts-exchange.com)

World cup bid fail:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/22/2018-world-cup-launch-wembley-bnp

"Jack Warner, the Fifa vice-president and key power-broker, said that inviting a British National Party councillor to England's 2018 World Cup launch at Wembley while having only white and male speakers addressing the audience was an "error" that needed correcting quickly."

World cup bid fail:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/22/2018-world-cup-launch-wembley-bnp

"Jack Warner, the Fifa vice-president and key power-broker, said that inviting a British National Party councillor to England's 2018 World Cup launch at Wembley while having only white and male speakers addressing the audience was an "error" that needed correcting quickly."

That'll be the convicted fraudster Jack Warner then? He's hardly in a position to lecture, even if he's correct in this instance.

lolus!