Epic fail

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28183565

Scotland planting the seeds to form a new union with Samoa?

I sort of get the kilts and the blue, but what is the mad hatter outfit supposed to be?

They really need sparkly disco loafers to complete the look.

I assumed it was the 'designer'

If I was David Millar I'd be faking an injury about now.

Fucking GSA graduates.

If I was David Millar I'd be faking an injury about now.

Or coming clean about the dope.

The designer as well.

https://vine.co/v/MPzvggEvOWZ

Nothing wrong there he was just getting her to check his collar

Love stuff like this

Get loads of little pellets near me bombing it up and down on scooters pulling wheelies, no helmets, skids all over the shop, undertaking, riding on the pavement, overtaking unnecessarily....all the usual shit

Waiting for the day one of them gets smashed up

#cunts

He was wearing too much leather for my Schadenfreude to kick in full blast.

they still do all that shit outside the Ace cafe? little cnuts

/tries

//buys yacht

http://cdn.onlineincometeacher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/7-Steps-To-Blogging-Success.jpg?6a135f

http://31.media.tumblr.com/74ca42a5af984429cc800cae7831ece9/tumblr_n8efxqEANJ1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg

http://37.media.tumblr.com/91a49fdff6371ee5ee900846bab56e99/tumblr_n8eej5Q5zQ1qebc9so1_500.png

^why is he trying to facetime his nude daughter. perv.

in other fail news. was just browsing the themes for wordpress and saw this unfortunate font choice.

^ always been a goal of mine.

http://media.themalaymailonline.com/images/sized/ez/ZA_20140709_Bung_long_live_Hitler_840_455_100.jpg

Confused much?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10957924/Police-warn-Audi-drivers-after-39-cars-broken-into-in-48-hours.html

Not sure why, but I see him as Chainbreaker

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6b7ff1b9d2dd088ca6b20c8701551aa1/tumblr_mvd7t72iZE1qdlh1io1_400.gif

CB made it in so it's a win

That's a win, surely.