Epic fail

Brilliant.

It's mine.

Just removed, cleaned, and refitted chain.

Stupid? Yes.

Epic? Fuck no.

Does william1984 come across as tedious for posting it? You betcha.

ubinslammed

:( poor william

Gee, sorry Bobbo. I'll be careful what I post in future.

Maybe if I'd cut through my chainstay with a hacksaw to free the chain, would that be epic enough? Or praps if I tried to ride the bike as it is and got decapitated by a bus? Or what if I chained myself to the bike and set my flat on fire, then rode up the inside of a tipper truck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

or maybe if I rode the bike off a cliff while tossing off to a video of russel crowe fucking himself up the ass with a broken chainstay? Or what if I drank six cans of beer and posted a load of random shit on a bike forum? Then threw up over my keyboard?

I apologise to everyone for everything sorry. had a bit to drink.

epic rant thread >>>

Maybe if I'd cut through my chainstay with a hacksaw to free the chain, would that be epic enough?

Nope that would still be stupid

Or praps if I tried to ride the bike as it is and got decapitated by a bus?

Ditto

Or what if I chained myself to the bike and set my flat on fire, then rode up the inside of a tipper truck?

Ditto

or maybe if I rode the bike off a cliff while tossing off to a video of russel crowe fucking himself up the ass with a broken chainstay?

Ditto. However this would be less tedious than your usual input

Or what if I drank six cans of beer and posted a load of random shit on a bike forum? Then threw up over my keyboard?

Ditto and you would be a lightweight.

Just reading oglaf... looked at the time and it's been 2 hours...

epic fails is srs bsns.

russel

russell.

jimmy(s)

[quote]russel
russell.[/QUOTE] Like it's even a real name.

I apologise to everyone for everything sorry. had a bit to drink.

What's the forum word for drinking too much and starting a virtual fight, rather than a pub fight? Two Tin Troll? :)

Not sure if it shows, I think it's public... Giro D'Italia sign blocking cycle lane. Typical.

stupid tedious lightweight.

I thought my response was quite freindly in the circumstances.

fuck off you self important cock ends.

He loves the prozzies.

I'm sure yot can work it out, jeez.

their inability to distiguish between sex workers and slavery is irksome. and celebrities holding signs can fuck off.

now where are my hookers and coke?

I'm just round the corner, 5 minutes max.

their inability to distiguish between sex workers and slavery is irksome. and celebrities holding signs can fuck off.

now where are my hookers and coke?

Dibs.

Also, are these people famous? Who are they? Is one of them hugh Fearnley Wittingstall?

I'm just round the corner, 5 minutes max.

pfff, pull the other one.

ok now the other one...