Epic fail

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8015981.stm

I laughed, but inside I'm crying.

With laughter.

Northern Fail

(917): I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
(201): so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

Fantastic and fail

(248): is swine flu sexually transmttd?
(313): Ha no, why?
(248): sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

Journalism fail

http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/04/bicyclists_need_to_stay_on_sidewalk

^ turns into satire fail

epic fail - me being told by my missus to "fucking speed up!" when we're out riding.

ed, you see, she is great!

I'm sitting on my roof, and a couple of doors down a couple of kids and their parents were playing on a tramapoline.
needless to say, dad goes for a bounce kid gets that boost bounce thingy and goes flying,
fucking ace.

Fred what are you trying to say by posting this? ;-)

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/9275d1240866887-epic.jpg

Fred what are you trying to say by posting this? ;-)

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/9275d1240866887-epic.jpg

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nothing....*

:-)

http://www.gumtree.com/london/73/37894273.html

hahaha that you Alexksi?

If not i'm curious to know how he found that page...

Esser sucks balls

i need to start posting to that texts from last night site, from last weekend:
sent by me:

my face tastes like girl. also death has been trying to escape from my belly for hours, I think he is fighting a wilderbeast in my throat right now. Brunch later?

help, I'm in New Jersy, and I don't know how to get home.

come to this party its full of girls that hate you!

received:
save me, I'm going to wake up in the dorms at NYU if i stay at this party.

sent this weekend:
Weird day, it started with a priest asking me about my sex-life, and I just carried my aunt indoors so she could pass out, apperently virgina knows how to party, how is NYC?
reply:
how do i get blood out of wool?

sent this weekend:
Weird day, it started with a priest asking me about my sex-life, and I just carried my aunt indoors so she could pass out, apperently virgina knows how to party, how is NYC?
reply:
how do i get blood out of wool?

This is funny. I assume you're in Virginia?

Goldsmiths students on Vimeo

YouTube - Jamaican Dancehall Party in Japan

http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090325

This is funny. I assume you're a Virgin?

Balki, what are you trying to tell us?

ha ha ha ha ha

http://www.tokyofixedgear.com/productdetails.asp?productid=00460

holy shit. £75 ?!?!?!? They retail at £23 or something.

WTF!?! They cost 18euro

WTF they are a fucking set of Allen keys. I'd like to meet some of the poeple that buy these for £75 quid, I have lots of over priced coloured things to sell them.