Epic fail

Man. That is gross.

clientsfromhell:

While working on an international music event, the client called to ask if we could make an alteration to one of the headline acts promo materials.

Me: What’s the issue? Have you changed the act?

Client: No, we just don’t think he looks right on the background.

Me: Do you have another image from his PR guys?

Client: No, but it’s a simple fix. We want you to make him less black.

Me: Er, I can’t really do that. He’s a world famous singer and I don’t think he’s going to appreciate us changing the colour of his skin. It might come across as a tad racist too…

Client: But our background is black, and he is black. You need to change his face.

Me: How about I change the background?

Client: That’s totally unacceptable! It will ruin our brand integrity.

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That's not a prank. That's just being an utter twat

And here's me thinking that the film Run Fat Boy Run was exaggerating about nipple friction;

Nope.

Done this myself. He may be smiling now. But wait untill he tries to sleep under a quilt, wear clothes, shower, breath.......

Theres a lovely pic in the running thread somewhere.

ED: here it is Complete With epic gurn face.

and me!

Fuck off, that's jam.

And PM'd.

Delicate nipples combined with course clothing and sweat?
Harrowing photos btw, like a runners stigmata.

I was wearing a proper running top that I had pre-tested. The rub was simply down to the rain adding weight to the top.

My first, and last, experiance running in Ron Hill bottoms resulted in scars running from my hips Down to my knees. From the outside seam. You could squeeze blood out of the uppers of both my shoes, and the bottoms were saturated With it.

Lets not get into toe nail loss.

Its an extreme sport.

ditto that happened when I ran my first ever 10km run in pouring rain along brighton seafront. I had a jacket over the top so didn't even notice the blood until i got back, I noticed the chafing though.

Well the Marlow half is always wet and chilly. So I didnt feel anything. Plus no-one mentioned it on my way round.

It was only when Mrs Smallfurry freaked at me 'being shot' that it clicked. She thought I'd hit by a farmers air rifle.

...maybe it was the epic gurn.

Nipple stigmata.

Nipmata

nm

Trying to unsee

New page and it's gone

I have a long memory.

And here's me thinking that the film Run Fat Boy Run was exaggerating about nipple friction;

Nope.

Done this myself. He may be smiling now. But wait untill he tries to sleep under a quilt, wear clothes, shower, breath.......

Theres a lovely pic in the running thread somewhere.

ED: here it is Complete With epic gurn face.

and me!

For those with failing memories.

You're my methadone.

On the fail front, one of my molars just fell apart and I am going on holiday tomorrow.

shit - I know that issue, I have more fillings than teeth.

Just secured emergency dental appointment

Winning thread >>>>>>>

shit - I know that issue, I have more fillings than teeth.

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Just secured emergency dental appointment

Winning thread >>>>>>>