Epic fail

They're better at numbers because they assign things to each pair that helps them remember them. Names are hard.

Tell me about it. I can remember phone numbers off the cuff but as I can't remember the name associated with them it's a bit shit.

Just number all your friends, there can't be that many.

Additive cryptography is your friend... a=1, b=2... ;)

Dad arrested for picking kids up at school.... On foot.

It's amazing to see that there's an actual queue of drivers waiting to pick up their kids from school;

I'd turn right around and leave them there, bloody traffic, bloody kids.

^^ you just can't help it with the cocks, can you Scoble?

It's amazing to see that there's an actual queue of drivers waiting to pick up their kids from school;

Nah, the queues are for the Japanese and French cars. If you own a BMW or a Range Rover, you are legally obliged to overtake and slot in at the top.

This VIP e-cigarette/soft porn advert made me feel ill, it's hilariously cringy:

VIP E cigarettes TV advert - The woman - YouTube

Featuring the words "I want you to get it out, I want to see it, feel it, hold it, put it in my mouth", I can see why the advertising watchdog has received complaints.

Good that it's not my battery mod

^^ WTF is that?!

Its for applying lube to a fleshlight.

I thought that's what tears are for.

It's for vapid people

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cool-cash-card-confusion-1009701

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

"I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn't say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled."

Men lol

Oh, David, David...

I didn't think VB was on facebook

I didn't think VB was on facebook

The most shocking thing is that he had two likes for asking "what taste?"

is it because they're on the bottom shelf? if not I can't figure it out...

^^ ha!