Epic fail

Reverse joker?

Reverse joker?

Miley so cyrious?

Does this go here?

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Penis beaker, awesome.

Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

Gonna try this one tonight.

Do you use Mumsnet when you use the MILF acronym?

Been there, but only got headbutted.

I've had that conversation with my mum, multiple times. Boy she has some temper, I actually had to plan in my head what exactly I would do after getting stabbed, because she would totally do it.

^ plan? like saying "et tu mama" as you fall to your knees dramatically?

I think the only thing I would say is 'fuck sticks'.

I've had that conversation with my mum, multiple times.

The penis beaker one?

Awkward.

Has this been seen yet... Epic doesn't cover it

Do Dogs Even Have Brains? - YouTube

that has to be gake. no one who has reached adulthood can possibly be that thick.

/edit - there's more!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ECJEzZ_1O-I

So what was the answer? I've often wondered myself.

So what was the answer? I've often wondered myself.

Yes they do, but they're missing the part of the brain that allows them to look up.

Has this been seen yet... Epic doesn't cover it

Do Dogs Even Have Brains? - YouTube

I think I've seen her movies...

Na, it's a put up. Dumb girls with big tits are Kryptonite to most men. Were obviously being exploited, and I'm sure if I watch it often enough I'll work out how and why.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/vatican-misspells-jesus-on-pope-francis-commemorative-coins-8873629.html

God's fail

...in more than one respect.

Bigger than Jesus.