Epic fail

It's also pretty awesome that they weren't discovered until quite recently and they have a pretty awesome looking coat and the little ones are awesome cute too.

You see, God keeps giving...

A member of senior management at my workplace is being taken to tribunal for photocopying his cock and putting copies in pretty girls pigeon holes.
The fact he is an expert in Freudian psychoanalysis makes this all the sweeter.

No lie.

How did he get caught?

One of the pigeon holes belonged to his mum.

freudian brain explosion

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#fashion

A member of senior management at my workplace is being taken to tribunal for photocopying his cock and putting copies in pretty girls pigeon holes.
The fact he is an expert in Freudian psychoanalysis makes this all the sweeter.

No lie.

Errr.

Has anybody heard of woman photocopying their vagina/ladybits/flaps/twat (strike through as appropriate) and getting arrested for distributing pics of it? I never have, but I lead a sheltered life.

It's fucking sexism! Bitches!

(no one said he's been arrested? not even fired)

Or women don't photocopy their bits. In that case maybe a "cunt pride" movement is the way to go.

Or maybe not ;)

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Ahh fuck I thought it was something they'd created :(

I'm aware of a woman who got fired for printing pictures of her boobies and putting them in piles of paper for a particular manager.

They are still together as far as I'm aware, but she was found out when a bunch of papers slid off the table at a client meeting...

Sadly this is actually a greater example of sexism as she was fired basically because he was too high up to fire and she was just an office admin.

so the glass ceiling is really there for the men's protection?

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I got this jacket for xmas and was very dissappointed when I saw that it didn't have any of my favourite punkrock bands on it, but after doing some research I was pleasantly surprised that some of the bands are quite famous.

This jacket is so awesome! I've been trying my whole life to be a punk rocker but my mommy would never let me. Now that I'm grown up I can finally be myself. This jacket has helped find my true punk self!
I've never heard of the bands on this jacket but if they're as good as Green Day then its alright.
so many lulz

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Or women don't photocopy their bits. In that case maybe a "cunt pride" movement is the way to go.

Or maybe not ;)

I'd join that. I'm very proud of being a cunt.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/verbal-battles-over-damian-mcbrides-memoirs-at-the-labour-party-conference-escalate-into-fisticuffs-as-publisher-fights-protester-8836024.html

Mr Holmes' dog, also called Stuart

Actual LOLd, people on train are now looking at me.

Man publishing memoirs of man who is a snakey slimey backstabbing professional politician of the worst kind is suitably concerned about 'his author' to get physical with nutty egomaniacal "protest all the things" man and his dog... 'Stuart'.

Rolling news. Everybody gets just long enough to express just how much of a titanic bellend they really are.

Democracy.

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totes amaze.

Totes reP.

Totes reputation or Peapot? Some might it Totes confused