Epic fail

Can I get my money back if I suffer from agoraphobia?

Should dog owners pay more tax because their dogs use the pavements?

4 legs, doubles the wear, surely

by peter's logic, only people who walk should pay for pavements?

2009

burkinshaw: Provision for cyclists is already adequate. Please remember that motorists are the people who pay to use the roads whereas cyclists are "freeloaders". They are entitled to use the roads but not disproportionately. If everyone cycled, as you suggest, there would be no roads to ride on.

Wac

good grief

Are we allowed to say that Peter Burkinshaw is a clueless fuckwit?

I say the same about you any chance I get, so probably okay.

How many more threads can this 'UKIP news' article be mentioned?

All the threads!

All the ones with cunt in the title at least.

How'd you think he'd feel about having the uk bike polo championships in his constituency?

Is he a local (ie can we egg his house?)

And shit on his BMW.

Have disappointing sex with his daughter.

back up

Hyundai and their "creative ad agency". Fuckers.

Have disappointing sex with his daughter.

I wouldn't know how to do it any other way.

Have disappointing sex with his daughter.

And then send him the video?

How'd you think he'd feel about having the uk bike polo championships in his constituency?

Is he a local (ie can we organise a polo convoy past his house at the start and end of each day and on the way to/from any pub we visit?)

ftfy

Daughter + video + this, he'd probably only freak out more if she want's to marry an immigrant.

Saw this at Shoreham today...

Unless they do have a library for really tall people?

A politician who doesn't know how taxation works, how confidence inspiring

A politician who knows the people that will vote for him are fuckwits.

You know who's the worst? Immigrants. Walking on the pavements they didn't pay for.

children, those little shits don't pay tax. make them fly everywhere to save on pavement costs

Children should have automatic ASBOs and don't leave the National Service until they are 21.